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  1. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:39am UTC
    I found this on tumblr:
    A solider posted this as his status this morning:
    Some people are asking me what I think about Syria, so here it is.
    I'm tired. I'm tired of people watching their children grow up via Facebook and Skype. I'm tired of hearing aman tell his wife 'I love you' followed by 'I missyou' for an entire year. I'm tired of watching the military divorce rate shoot sky-high. I'm tired of overhearing some teenager tell his mom 'I'm going over there." and hearing her cry from 20 feet away. I'm tired of Veterans waiting years to get the help they deserve and need. I'm tired of empty seats at Christmas dinner every other year and anniversary presents in the mail flying overseas. I'm tired of new men and women walking around with invisible wounds that don't heal.
    Our flag is a beautiful thing - but I'm tired of seeing it draped over a casket. I'm tired of men and women missing pieces of their bodies, minds and souls.

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Me: *misses TV episode*
    Episode: *never played again*
    Me: *watches TV episode*
    Episode: *played 1000 times*

  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    I bet most of you guys here on Witty
    Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 12:43am UTC
    last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine

  5. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    - Are you an angel?
    - No, why?
    - Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
    - I'm not an angel though.
    - Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
    because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
    them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
    sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
    - You know, your mum is very wise.
    - Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    "We're your family, we're allowed to make fun of you."
    "Come on, it's just a joke."
    "Toughen up and stop being a baby."
    "We're just teasing."
    Stop.
    Bullying is bullying no matter who it comes from. I just hurts a sh.itload more when it's coming from people you trust.
    Screw off.

  7. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    I think my dad hear me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room.
    #This s the kind of parent I want to be

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

  10. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Today a officer came into my class to talk about substance abuse.
    He had a few pictures in his hands and he said he already spoke with the family
    and that they were okay with him sharing this story. He showed us a picture of the
    cuteset baby boy I had ever seen. His name was Jason, and he showed us more
    pictures, and he told us how intellegent he was, and what great of an athlete he was.
    But then he said at the age of fifteen, Jason started using marij/uana. At first it was
    no big deal, but then he got hooked. He used marij/uana so much he didn't even get
    a high from it anymore, so he moved onto me/th. Jason's parents had no idea as
    to what was going on, they were just called about Jason's grades going from A's to
    F's. Then they got called into school almost every week due to Jason getting in a
    fight. He was just so angry all the time and he just wanted to fight anyone. One night
    he came home and his mother said something to him he didn't quite like, so he
    slammed her through a wall. When Jason's dad got home, he was so angry, he
    beat Jason senseless. But that didn't help anything. Jason went back to the drugs
    and back to the fighting. He started stealing from everyone for me/th. Then he got
    in more trouble for beating up people. One day Jason and his friends were so
    messed up on drugs, for fun they went driving down the road, attacking people,
    beating some to the point they were in the hospital. Jason got arrested, they all
    got arrested. But Jason's parent's loved that sweet little boy in the baby picture
    so much, they took him in after three years in prison, as long as he got help.
    Jason didn't get any help, he went back to the drugs, he went back to the
    crowd of people he had always hung out wtih. When Jason was twenty five
    years old his parents came home, Jason was there waiting for them. He
    attacked his parents with a knife in both hands and was planning on killing
    both of his parents. His dad had no choice. He shot him, and he was taken to
    the hospital. Jason survived, and he recovered and he went back home. Where
    he returned to the substance abuse. Not long after that, Jason had done it
    for far too long, and he hated himself, and he took his own life. And what was
    worse for the family was Jason had a younger sister. Who was following right along
    in her brothers footsteps. But luckily for her, she some how found her way out. She
    was clean, and she is now a happy thirty four year old woman with two daughters.
    Then the officer looked at us and said "I know what you're thinking 'How do we
    know you're telling the truth?" he paused for a moment, before I almost saw
    a grown man burst into tears, he said "Jason was my son."

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    me: wow i'm fat
    me: i'm perfect just the way i am
    me: i'm so disgusting, i'm losing weight now
    me: i am more than just my weight
    me: i am so fat
    me: my curves are beautiful
    me: i hate myself

  12. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    I don’t care how old you are, you can be 10 with a bb gun and think it’s funny to shoot at the
    neighbor’s cat or be 60 years old running dog fights for half your life If I ever find out you’ve
    hurt an animal, I will beat you with a baseball bat and break every bone in your f'ucking body.

  13. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 6:26am UTC
    THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS
    either terrible, or boring
    - GAME OF THONES

  14. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    "Be nice to everyone, always smile and appreciate things, because it could all be gone tomorrow."
    ~ Cory Monteith
    1982-2013

  15. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Bad guys in movies: "But before i kill you , i want
    to tell you this really long story so you can be saved " .

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    I want to be hot,
    but I don't want to work out.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    What if the reason the creators of monsters inc waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    Teenagers fixing any electronics:
    "I don't know, turn it off and turn it back on again."

  19. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:30am UTC
    Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
    Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
    Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
    Me: Reblogs stuff

  20. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:26am UTC
    a girl asked me how i got good at drawing
    so i answered that i sacrificed virgins for the dark lord satan and she looked kinda terrified
    i forgot u can’t really make this kind of joke outside of the internet

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