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Hey, My Name Is Kerry And I Love Witty!
I Have So Many Wonderful
Friends And Family. My Best Friends
Are; Alyssa Collins, And Kaitlyn Kovac!
I Am Single, And Love It! I'm Very Much
Looking Forward To See What Amazing
Thing Are Going To Happen To Me This
Summer! Well Stay Beautiful, Love U.

Single And Just Got Home From The Pool:) Looking Forward To This Summer<33

shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 1:46am UTC

ADMIT IT.
You've always wanted to know what a krabby patty tasted like.

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 1:41am UTC

* 16 MISSED CALLS FROM DAD *
" Ohhh well."
* 1 MISSED CALL FROM MOM *
" My life is over."
16 mmissed call from DaDFormat by Sandrasaurus

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 12:51am UTC

Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?
Beacause I'm just not allowed. Why don't you have a girfriend?
Beacause you're still not allowed to have a boyfriend.

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 12:45am UTC

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year....
I don't want to start trouble or anything, but shouldn't that be an even number?

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 12:39am UTC

Teacher: "You
failed the test."
Me: "You failed
to educate!"
jayciecutie01s format jayciecutie01's format jayciecutie01's formaaaaaaaaaaaat hidden

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 9:34pm UTC

fav this if you've dropped your phone in water.....
it happens to the best of us :P

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:25pm UTC

When I say that i miss school,
I mean the friends and the fun
. . . .
not the school.

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:20pm UTC

1) Say, "Dale!"
2) Mumble 3 spanish words
3) List 4 cities
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just made a
Pitbull song.

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:13pm UTC

It's Okay If You Disagree With Me
.....
I Can't Force You To Be Right .

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:11pm UTC

2+2=fish
3+3=eight
7+7=triangle
only smart people would understand this.

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 12:09am UTC

That One Kid In Gym Class That Thinks It's The Olympics . . .

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 6:56pm UTC

A girls' favorite somng will
tell you more than her lips
ever will.

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 6:47pm UTC

"If Soccer Was
Easy, They'd Call
It Football" say
the soccer player.
"Well They Call
Soccer Football
In England, So
I'm Guessing
Soccer's Easy" Is
What I Say.

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 6:42pm UTC

when the teacher is helping the kid sitting next to you and their big, fat butt is in ur face...you look at your friend like, " help."

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Ok so there's a bunch of coke zero bottles,
and one sprite bottle right in the
middle...........
EMIMEM? IS THAT YOU?

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 6:35pm UTC

what if wishes used to be able to come
true, but then somebody wushed that
they didnt???
MIND =BLOWNNN

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:29pm UTC

ACCIDENTALY
typing what you just heard.

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Finding a bruise or cut on
your body and not knowing
how you got it .

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:17am UTC

FIELD TRIP:
FRONT OF THE BUS: The Quiet Kids
MIDDLE OF THE BUS: The Normal Kids
BACK OF THE BUS: The Naughty And Noisy Kids
(true)

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shortyshawty
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:11am UTC

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
What??
JAKE ASKED ME OUT!!! We have a date for February 30th!!!!
Ashley....There.....is no February 30th...

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