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  1. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    ❄ I'm dreaming of a white christmas ❄
    ↟_↟_ ↟
    _↟_↟
    _↟↟

    .. -
    \ /____
    Breeze

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Me: *Ferociously dancing alone in room*
    Mom: *Walks in*
    Me: *Falls to floor and pretends to sleep*

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Friends Mum:Oh you watch BBC Sherlock?
    Me:Religiously, do you?
    Friends Mum:I do too! It's brilliant.
    Me:I know right? And the actors are amazing.
    Friends Mum:Benedict Cumberbatch, isn't that his name?
    Me:That's him, I idolize the man...
    Friends Mum:I want him to tie me too a chair and just talk to me with that voice of his...
    Me:
    Friends Mum:
    Me:
    Friends Mum:
    Me:
    Friends Mum:
    Me:
    Friends Mum:
    Me:Me too.
    Friends Mum:I wont tell your parents if you don't tell my kids.

  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    What do you call a man who stays with his wife even after death?
    Deadicated

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    your colours always change,you never act the same with me
    Format by Breeze

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because f-ck you that’s my person get your own

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    "dont be shy"
    thanks u cured me.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
    — Swedish Proverb

  11. bluetwistr bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Dear life,
    When I said
    "can my day get any worse"
    it was a rhetorical question
    not a challenge


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    humans are so cute,
    when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other
    and to show we love someone we bring them flowers.
    we say hello by holding each other’s hand,
    and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds,
    press our lips together,
    smoke dried leaves,
    get drunk off of old fruit.
    we’re all just little animals,
    falling in love and having breakfast
    beneath billions of stars
    © format by PaperLung

  14. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    In the end, we're all just humans
    d r u n k o n t h e i d e a t h a t l o v e , a n d o n l y l o v e , c o u l d s o m e h ow h e a l o u r b r o k e n e s s .

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    i have exams coming up so i'm not going to be on here for quite some time~~~
    there is a 70% chance i'll return after taking a 2-ish month hiatus but if i don't come back i'd just like to say thanks to everyone because you made me feel like there were people who cared about me way back when i felt like no one did, and for that i am always going to be thankful.
    i love you all. be good to one another.

  16. ThatMomentWhen* ThatMomentWhen*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Click the ♥ button if you know someone in the Army
    . . . And Te l l t hem we said
    Thanks
    And if you don't . . . at least click ♥ if your thankful


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. onlylettingitgo onlylettingitgo
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 11:27am UTC
    And yeah, I finally got it.
    I've finally learned
    Be thankful
    I've learned to be thankful that I've got food on my plate
    instead of trying to avoid eating it
    I've learned to be thankful that my parents don't phisically hurt me
    instead of hurting myself
    I've learned to be thankful someone called my pretty
    instead of crying because he didn't
    I've learned that it doesn't matter who cares
    Because somebody does

  20. ImNotArObOt* ImNotArObOt*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Hey you! Yes you.
    You're beautiful, okay? You've probably heard it a thousand times, but it's true.
    Maybe you've been having a rough day, maybe you're having a great one.
    Well whatever it is, if you haven't been told that you're beautiful, then here it is;
    You're really f☻cking beautiful and don't doubt it ((:
    Oh f☻ck, why am i still single? v.v

:)

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