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shootingstar87

1. shootingstar87
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   April 13, 2013 4:09pm UTC
   only know you love her;
   when you let her go.. //////// ♥
   
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2. shootingstar87
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   March 18, 2013 3:43pm UTC
   remember in fifth grade when everyone swore they would never drink or do drugs
   
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3. shootingstar87
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   February 17, 2013 4:49pm UTC
   I love it when
   I discover a new song song,
   and then I listen to it on repeat for days
   but eventually I forget about it.
   And then eventually,
   I remember it,
   and listen to it,
   and all of the memories come flooding back.
   
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4. shootingstar87
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   December 19, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   THE EASIEST WAY TO
   START A WAR ON WITTY?
   "I'm writing a One Direction fanfic, who wants to be whose girlfriend?"
   
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5. shootingstar87
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   November 9, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   relatives: so are you taking any foreign languages this year?
   me: yes, i'm taking math.
   
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6. shootingstar87
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   November 5, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   Funny how
   PSY is pronounced like "sigh" because that's exactly what I do after hearing Gangnam Style for the 67439856th time today.
    
   
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7. shootingstar87
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   November 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC
   restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your pants.
   
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8. shootingstar87
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   October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   me: can you please stop smoking?
   mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.
   
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9. shootingstar87
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   April 15, 2012 12:36pm UTC
   Today's my 14th birthday!
   Can I maybe get 14 faves?
   
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10. shootingstar87
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    February 27, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    That amazing moment
    when some kid wrote all of the answers to your homework in the textbook :)
    
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11. shootingstar87
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    December 21, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Decide what to be
    &go be it
    
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12. shootingstar87
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    December 21, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    don't judge my path
    if you haven't walked my journey.
    nmf
    
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13. shootingstar87
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    December 21, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    Can we just drop it?
    Like it's hot?
    
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14. shootingstar87
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    December 21, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    That indecisive moment when you write a text message and then delete it, write it again, stare at it, and then never send it.
    
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15. shootingstar87
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    December 20, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    WHEN YOU HAVE A HARD DECISION,
    FLIP A COIN.
    WHY?
    BECAUSE WHEN THAT COIN
    IS IN THE AIR,
    YOU SUDDENLY KNOW
    WHAT YOU'RE HOPING FOR.
    
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16. shootingstar87
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    December 17, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    UNBREAKABLE
    sounds a lot like "i'm breakable"
    ♥
    
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17. shootingstar87
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    December 4, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    2011:Where are the car keys?
    1800: Which object withholds the reins to the automated carriage?
    nmf
    
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18. shootingstar87
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    September 24, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    Nice foundation.
    What is it?
    Nutella?
    
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19. shootingstar87
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    August 23, 2011 10:08am UTC
    Way to keep a blonde busy…
    // t e l l h e r t o d e s c r i b e t h e t a s t e o f w a t e r . [♥]
    
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20. shootingstar87
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    August 21, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Ever wonder why you have to pee during hide and seek?
    It's because your body is so focused on not being found, it gets rid of any unneeded functions, bladder control being one of them.
    Make sense now?
    ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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