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jimmy365
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December 29, 2012 4:45pm UTC

HOW TO BE HEALTHY
GET 8 HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT
GET 8 CUPS OF WATER EVERY DAY
EXCERCISE 3 DAYS A WEEK
HAVE 3 SNACKS EACH DAY
HAVE 3 MEALS EACH DAY
t a k e this o n e s t e p a t a t i m e

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audreyann
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December 12, 2012 8:49pm UTC

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If Heaven and Hell decide
that they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks
then I'll follow you into the dark
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demons*

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December 5, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Me: *accidentally likes band members more than own family*

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Hoodratz
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December 5, 2012 8:24pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 5, 2012 8:05pm UTC

I want a hug.
but not just a normal hug.no. i want one of those "pick-me-up-off-my-feet-squeeze-me-tight-spin-me-around-til-my-tummy-hurts-but still-makes-me-smile-and-leaves-me-breathless-and-gives-me-butterflies-and-makes me-giggly-stupidly-kind of hug.

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yourcool
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December 5, 2012 8:25pm UTC

1: wets toothbrush
2: puts toothpaste on
3: wets toothbrush again
4: starts brushing teeth

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yourcool
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December 5, 2012 8:23pm UTC

unless life also hands you sugar and water,
your lemonade is going to suck pretty bad.

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yourcool
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December 5, 2012 8:16pm UTC

because of all the technology we have today,
today's generation will never understand the horror when you got caught passing a note in class and the teacher making you read it out loud.

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yourcool
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December 5, 2012 8:31pm UTC

at a nerd wedding, they don't say,
"I do." they say "I accept the terms and conditions."

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demons*

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December 5, 2012 7:47pm UTC

English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What.

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Olisbabe *
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November 24, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Police: where do you live?
me: with my parents
police: where do your parent live?
me: with me
police: where do you all live?
me: together
police: where is your house?
me: next to my neighbors house
police: where is your neighbors house?
me: if it tell you, you wont believe me ...
police: tell me.
me: next to my house.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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November 17, 2012 1:48pm UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
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November 17, 2012 5:57pm UTC

I'm at a wedding and after their vows,
the pastor said
"you may now update your Twitters and Facebooks"
The bride and groom took out their
phones and took a selfie.
then kissed.
ah 21st century couples!

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Travis Allred*
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November 17, 2012 12:54pm UTC

Your hand fits in mine
Like it's made just for me
But bear this in mind
It was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots
With the freckles on your cheeks

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 17, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Take me out on a carnival date
Let’s go to the state fair and play the carnival games.
Let’s have friendly competitions where the prize is always
“Loser kisses winner.”
Let’s ride roller coasters after you drag me into the lines
and hug me so tight that I can’t escape.
Let’s see who can win the most stuffed animals for each other.
Let’s just enjoy each others’ presence.
I’ve always wanted this kind of day with you.

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hermione23katniss
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November 17, 2012 2:50pm UTC

What people consider a "snack": Animal crackers and a juice box
What I consider a "snack": 2 four topping pizzas, a can of coke, a birthday cake, 3 jars of nutella, a gallon of ice cream, creme brulee from france, 4 donuts, and a pie.

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SofieSurfer
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November 1, 2012 8:27pm UTC

The awkward moment when you are literlly 2inches away from your crush.

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asianprincez
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November 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC

❤CRUSH❤
Hey(:
Hey what's up!(:
DOESN'T REPLY -_-
does his happen to anybody else?

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