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ello loveys ♥♥♥♥♥♥

facts about meh
- i live in the sunshine state
- i have blonde hair,emerald eyes, and tan skin
- i LOOOVEEEE the beach
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i dislike school
- i love summer

colorful.gif M0ViN' liNE image by misstimtim1
Imma
LOVER, Notta FIGHTER
But I sure as hell will fight for something I love <3

currents!

t0P: plain white tank top
B0TT0M: PiNK v.s pj bottoms
SH0ES: none
PERFUME: V.S PiNK fresh &clean
ACCESSORiES: chanel stud earrings
MANi/PEDi: french on both
MAKEUP: mascara ,eyeliner, shadow
HAiR:  wavy down
C0L0R: blonde 
BAG: baby pink  juciy tote
iN BAG: cell, money, ipod, clothes
WHERE T0: sleepppovvva
EXCitED?: yeahh

SEE YAAAAAAA!
have a lovely day
- Leahhh<3

honkforlove.jpg photography image by Ms_Talks_Alot
& watch the world slowdown <3




                                            
  1. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 15, 2009 12:48pm UTC
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  2. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 2:47pm UTC
    Fuckmylife #14
    Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

  3. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 2:45pm UTC
    Fuckmylife #13
    Today, my cellphone ring went off loudly at a co-worker's funeral. My ringtone is "Another One Bites the Dust." FML

  4. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    Fuckmylife #12
    Today, I was working my job as the person who checks people in at the gym. A sweaty chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied with "we like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said "so how did you get the job?"

  5. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 2:40pm UTC
    Fuckmylife #12
    Today, I was working my job as the person who checks people in at the gym. A sweaty chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied with "we like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said "so how did you get the job?"

  6. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 2:38pm UTC
    Fuckmylife #11
    Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

  7. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 2:23pm UTC
    Fuckmylife #10
    Today, I got an email from my teacher with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

  8. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    Fuckmylife #9
    Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

  9. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    Fuckmylife #8
    Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

  10. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 1:26am UTC
    Fuckmylife #7
    Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

  11. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 1:05am UTC
    Fuckmylife #6
    Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

  12. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 12:55am UTC
    Fuckmylife #5
    Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

  13. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 12:48am UTC
    Fuckmylife #4
    Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

  14. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 12:45am UTC
    Fuckmylife #3
    Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

  15. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 12:34am UTC
    Fuckmylife #2
    Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

  16. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
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    June 14, 2009 12:30am UTC
    Fuckmylife #1
    Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML
    ^sorry for the swearing. all mine

  17. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2009 5:52pm UTC
    This fade was made for jocking This fade was made for jocking
    This fade was made for jocking This fade was made for jocking
    This fade was made for jocking This fade was made for jocking
    This fade was made for jocking This fade was made for jocking
    ^ jock <3

  18. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    so quiet and thoughtful i look at you and i wonder
    if it's heaven being next to you
    - Can't Find the Words
    Zella Day

  19. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 6:19pm UTC
    Tuesday
    Not as ugly as Monday, but still early enough in the week to make it
    d i s a g r e e a b l e
    ^half credit
    rate :)

  20. sheLOVESyou sheLOVESyou
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 10:34pm UTC
    A medical textbook will tell you;
    That the human body is powered by our blood, full of oxygen; and by cells, and our brain.
    When something is wrong with you a doctor will fill our ears with medical language where
    'layman's terms' includes things like "acute", "severe", and "we'll do what we can." Sometimes
    they use " I'm sorry for your loss", and then " We did what we could." The human body is
    powed by love. Love which becomes electric singals sent out through our and into the
    universe. Unrequited love is when you receive a shock to your heart, but they're on a
    different adapter than you are, or maybe thier heart is so filled of electricity of someone
    else that there just isn't room for you right now. This is why flirting involves touching.
    When we touch someone it's like we are trying to send out signal right through thier skin
    and to their hearts; waiting for when they finally get it. This is also why people describe love
    as "electricity through my veins", and it is the reason "sparks fly" when they kiss. Electricity doesn't
    always hold up forever. Sometimes there is a power surge, or a missed beat, or maybe things
    just become outdated. Defibillators, for when a heart fails, send out different signals; urging
    you to hold on. "Clear! Somebody loves you!" "Clear! Somebody will love you!" "Clear! i love you!"
    "Clear! Please! Please!" It's why we cry when someone dies. If you know anything about science
    you know that water is a conductor. We cry so that we can feel the love of someone dying multiplied by infinity all at once. Hoping that it will get us through. Just in case the electric signals of everyone else are to busy. The human body is powered by love, which becomes electric signals sent out through our hearts and into the universe, but most people are too busy to listen <3
    ^different way of thinking bout love
    enjoy
    -Leah :p

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