shaysmiles's Quotes

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 11:47am UTC

will you be the sun of my life? :]
aww, yes (:
Then stay 12,525,465,455 MILES AWAY FROM ME!!!
o.O
nmf/nmq(:

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 11:30am UTC

c r y i n g d o e s n' t i n d i c a t e t h a t
y o u 'r e w e a k
SINCE BIRTH, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SIGN THAT YOU'RE ALIVE
nmq/nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Dude what did you answer on question 6?
Question 6?!?
Yeah.. on the backside
There was a backside?!
Happens to me ALL the time (:
nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 8:11pm UTC

LAZY FACT #253356585248
You were too lazy to read that number^

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 8:02pm UTC

I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world
Life is plastic, It's fantastic!
Admit it
You read this with an annoying women's voice .

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I want a bestfriend
like Lilly from Hannah Montanna

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 25 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC

I heard you like bad boys ;]
Yeah, so?
Well not to brag or anything... But when they tell me to put on my 3D glasses, I take them off ;]
nmq/nmf(:he he he

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 4:42pm UTC

a smile
is the best
makeup any girl can wear

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Student: Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher: No, of course not!
Student: Oh good! Cause I didn't do my homework
nmq/nmf(:he he he

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yeah, why?
Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!
-_-
nmf/nmq

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am
Teacher: How is that possible?
Student: Because he became a dad after I was born
nmq/nmf(:he he he

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC

Is he really worth it?
Yes
No
nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Mom: Put this god dang thing in your god dang mouth!!
*laughing really hard*
Me: No mom! Your not my pimp
*burst out laughing*
real convo between my mom and I over a chip(:
*more explicit words.. just can't post them :/
nmf ♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 12:56pm UTC

l i f e was so much e a s i e r
when clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties
nmq/nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 12:46pm UTC

that smell that brings back memories

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:39am UTC

Every time I look at the keyboard
I see that
U and I
are always together
nmq/nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:29am UTC

Be NORMAL!
whats that?
Oh the thing that people do to fit in?
The thing that makes society the way it is?
The thing that is so boring?
Be YOU!
yeah I like that
Be you, don't follow someone because you think they are "cooler"(:
format by ThatsSoMeee :)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Is it just me
or do you get the
sniffles when your taking
an exam?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Admit it
You've done one of these:
1.Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.
2.When you were younger, drew the sun on the corner of the paper
3.When you were little, you thought the shape of real heart was actually ♥
4.Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off
5.Tried to balance the light, between ON and OFF
©nmf/nmq(:

👍 this is good · read the comments · 97 points

shaysmiles
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC

if you can't
convince them,
confuse them.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

Witty Profiles

shaysmiles