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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Mum: the best things in life are free
Concert tickets: LOL
Books: LOL
Food: LOL
Internet: LOL
TV: LOL
Movies: LOL
Clothes: LOL
Merchandise: LOL
Ed Sheeran: the worst things in life come free to us
Me: amen to that, brutha

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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scorpiofriend
posted a quote
February 23, 2015 4:13pm UTC

you drink about it, you smoke about it, but you dont talk about it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Harry Potter: Hey, wanna go get our noses pierced together? HA!
Voldemort: Sorry, I can't. I'm having dinner with my parents.

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_kidsinlove
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 11:08am UTC

shortest horror story ever:
No food left.

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xBiebersShawtyx
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:17pm UTC

I liked witty so much more a year ago.
before, when people could come on and post whatever was on their mind, and not be judged.
When we all united because of the things we have been through and the advice we could give to others.
You could get a top quote by just expressing your feelings.
We could scroll through top quotes and laugh, or we could scroll through a relate to almost every single one.
Now?
More than half the quotes are pointless. Such as "favorite is your single, comment if you're taken"
That doesn't matter. They do it for top quotes. The quotes mean NOTHING now. Instead you can come on and read every single word One Direction has ever said.
Just a vent.. Anyone who has had a witty for more than year will understand and agree.

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mayday
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 10:03pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:34pm UTC

CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air:
Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:43pm UTC

I find it so amazingly funny,
How, when I'm in school, I can come up with
123456789 quotes to put on Witty,
But when I actually get on Witty,
I can't remember any of them -.-

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iwillgetthroughthis
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 2:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Xxforever_inlovexX
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:57pm UTC

&WHO ELSE
hates those week long relationship ?

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Dear cleaning product commercials,I dont think anyone's bathroom is that dirty.Sincerely,I give my bathroom some respect.

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Girl24_Next24_Door24
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 7:44pm UTC

I'm proud to be a girl
who doesnt shriek over
mud

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:16pm UTC

when I say I'm ugly,
I'm serious.
I'm not fishing for compliments.

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Me: *In car with my mom when plastic bag flies in front of us*
Mom: Katy Perry, get out of the way.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *Laughs* OH I GET IT!

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MechanicalBride *
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 5:44pm UTC

If you didn't try to avoid the lines between the tiles
You had no childhood!
nmf.

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NiallHOranFacts_01
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 3:58pm UTC

NiallHoranFact#50
When the band was coming up with ideas for a name...
Niall suggested
"Niall and the potatoes."

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NiallHOranFacts_01
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 4:25pm UTC

NiallHoranFact#51
Once
Niall starts talking, no one can stop him.
Unless you give him food.
-louis.

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Armydaughter
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 4:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're having a conversation in your head
&then you realize you were making faces to go along with the silent conversation...
just me?
♥

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