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I am your wildest dream lol jk but luv you<3333333

 
  1. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    The feel bad moments,
    When your mad and someone walk up to you and asks a question and you yell at them and they run or walk away sad.

  2. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    The ironic moments,
    when you get frustrated when you type in your password and then you noticed cap lock on

  3. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    The awkward moments,
    You relized everyone laughing at you not with you

  4. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    The awkward moments.;
    When your talking to a boy and you feel wierd cause he look at your breast.

  5. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    The ironic moments,
    When your supposed bff comes
    over and hugs you and you were talking about her/him

  6. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    He broke my heart,
    I broke his X- Box,
    Guest who cried harder?

  7. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    The awkward moments,
    When you and your boyfriend just brokeup and you walk past him and it feels like time just slowed down.

  8. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    Love is the only kind of fire that is not covered by insurance.
    ( someone be brave and solve this problem )

  9. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Love is the only fire that isn't coverd by insurance ( someone be brave and save the universe )

  10. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    The Awkward Moments,
    When you ask a question and someone takes it the wrong way.

  11. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Hey You
    No , you. the one next to you. Yea you right there No him . No right there . Two down. No not you. There right there Yes you.............
    Eat Cuder

  12. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 12:26am UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 12:13am UTC
    ( you probly heard this one before )
    There once was a boy name Humper Harder. So one day after school. The talk to his teacher .
    Humper: Mrs. Hills, I need you to do something for me.
    Teacher: Anything for you my student
    Humper: Take off your shirt
    Teacher: NO
    Humper: I tell mommy, mommy tell daddy, daddt tells principal and you get fired.
    Teacher: Ok ( taking off her shirt )
    Humper: Take of your bra
    Teacher: No
    Humper: I tell mommy, mommy tell daddy, daddy tells principal and you get fired
    Teacher : Ok ( taking off her bra )
    Humper: Take off your pants
    Teacher: No
    Humper: I tell mommy, mommy tell daddy, daddy tell principal and you get fired
    Teacher: Ok ( taking of pants)
    Humper: Take of panties
    Teacher: No
    Humper: I tell mommy, mommy tell daddy, daddy principal and you get fired
    Teacher: Ok ( taking off panties )
    Humper: Lay on the floor and let me hump you
    Teacher: No
    Humper: I tell mommy, mommy tell daddy, daddy tell principal and you get fired
    Teacher: Ok ( lay on the floor and let him hump her )
    Meanwhile, the parents call the school cause they noticed humper didnt go home. They principal went to Mrs. Hills room to check if he there. He walks in. He says : Humper Harder Humper Harder
    Kinds these day<3333333333 ( Sillyboy )

  14. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    A boy takes a shower with his mom
    Boy: Mommy wat that ( pointing to her p*$$y)
    Mom: That my bush
    Boy: ( he pointed to her breast ) what are those
    Mom: Those are my headlights
    Then he took a shower with his dad
    Boy: Daddy what that ( pointing to d***)
    Dad: my snake
    So the next day the boys walk into the parents bedroom and says mommy turn your headlights on there a snake in the bush
    ( Family mattters )

  15. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    The awkward moments when you think you are witing:
    This big on the board But you really writing This big
    ( Fav if this ever happened to you )

  16. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    They lazy moments when you sit down on the couch to watch tv but the remotes on th table.
    And your thinkin should i get the remote.
    Naahhhhhhh!!!!!!

  17. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    The times when someone you care about says they are disappointed in you.
    And then you feel like crying : ( <3

  18. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    The Ironic Momments When:
    When you just cause out a person but then you tell somebody to watch there language?

  19. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    After She broke up with him because he tried to touch her.
    Then they went back out and He broke up with her because she wanted to f*** him.
    How Ironic?

  20. shaunee421 shaunee421
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    The Last Time I Checked: YoungsTownState was a city
    ( The stupid mistake people make )

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