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  1. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:01pm UTC
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  2. makemestfux makemestfux
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:19am UTC
    What girls like #1
    When boys hug us around the waist ♥
    format credit: Billyboy
    lacrossex3

  3. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 8:31am UTC
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  4. GabbyGirl GabbyGirl
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:59am UTC
    I never text you anymore?
    You know phones works both ways right?

  5. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    Grandma moment #18
    "LIKE A PEE STICK, LIKE A PEE STICK!"
    "Grandma please,
    It's like a G6,now put the pregnancy stick down."
    nmf.nmq

  6. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    Grandma moment #20
    "Why did everybody go goth?!"
    "Grandma please, we're at a funeral!."
    nmf.nmq,this is my las one. im running out of grandma moments :P sorry!

  7. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:59am UTC
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    hiding your favorite food
    from the rest of your family..
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  8. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Grandma moment #19
    "Grab somebody sexy tell'em hey!"
    "Grandma please, Let me go!"
    nmf.Quote credit goes to xosmileyxo4 :)

  9. TeiaEatWorld TeiaEatWorld
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:20am UTC
    Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #1
    Dude, you walked into walmart, And when the voice came on from the intercom, You droped to your knee's and Screamed 'GOD HAS SPOKEN'

  10. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 7:49am UTC
    ' CAN I HAVE SOME
    GUM?'
    'Yeah, just don't say you
    got it from me.'♥
    *format credit to thebeautifulunknown

  11. LoveSparks LoveSparks
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 11:39am UTC
    Favorite if you....
    Wave at the security camera
    at a store.
    nmf

  12. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Grandma moment #8
    "Everyday i'm shuffling..."
    "Grandma please,just deal the cards..."

  13. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    WHEN THE MUSIC VIDEO
    doesn't have anything to do with the song or lyrics.
    ♥♥♥

  14. xlovedreamerx9 xlovedreamerx9
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    Ex:
    "You'll never find anybody like me."
    You:
    that's the point

  15. eeevvvaaaxxxooo eeevvvaaaxxxooo
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    August 1, 2011 11:52pm UTC
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  16. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
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    August 1, 2011 11:41pm UTC
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  17. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
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    August 1, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Grandma moment #3
    "IM FRESHER THAN A MUTHAFUCKA!'
    "Grandma please put The Frebreeze Down!"

  18. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Dear Left Hand,
    it's not fair that your nail polish
    always turns out perfect, and
    mine always looks bad. I expect
    better.
    Sincerely, The Right Hand.
    nmf.

  19. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
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    August 1, 2011 8:38pm UTC
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  20. Peytonie Peytonie
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment;
    When your bro actually tells a cool story.

:)

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