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  1. imbroken imbroken
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Normal Person: Doctor
    Normal Person: Actress
    Normal Person: Lawyer
    Normal Person: Teacher
    Me: Attractive

  2. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Lol
    it was Michael Jackson's birthday first
    therefore you ALL should at least think about him
    "Omqqq... it's Liaaaaam birrrrthdaaay I like know where he was born so im a gud faaaaaan"
    lolol
    NO
    Michael has influenced A LOT more
    Has One Direction made the best selling album in the history of the world?
    Nope.
    Don't believe me?
    google it
    You are make me realize how much this generations music is going down hill.
    Yeah, sure you can like them I really don't care
    but you think they are better than Michael?
    LMAO
    I can guarantee you they will never give 300,000,000 dollars to charity.
    I can guarantee you they will never make a music video like Thriller
    I can guarantee you they will never be as kind and sweet as Michael
    I can guarantee you they won't be able to dance as well
    I guarantee you they will never have as many fans as he did
    I guarantee you they will never be as handsome as he was
    I guranatee you they will never have a sucess for tour as BAD
    I guarantee you they will never preform live in front of 4 million people
    I guarantee you they will never be as loving
    Yeah sure, Michael didn't have a British accent.. lol are you actually going to try to make that an insult?
    lmao
    k
    I really don't care if you are a fan of 1D, but seriously... where are the Michael quotes?
    It's all about Liam...
    Yeah woo it's his birthday, I'm glad.
    But it was Michael's birthday first
    and I don't think any of you realize how much he's done for the world.

  3. clandd55 clandd55
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
    I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Dafuq did I just read.
    format credit jimmy365

  4. Listen_xo Listen_xo
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:18am UTC
    Hold On
    prologue
    "Cheers to junior year," I chanted, along with 100 others that I've known since kindergarten.
    We held up our red solo cups, brought them back down, and chugged the beer.
    I wasn't a big fan, but since everyone else drank it, so did I.
    I was at Nicole McMillan's house party for the second time this summer.
    We really weren't friends, but everyone invited me to parties.
    "Whitley," an unfamiliar voice said from behind me. I slowly turned around.
    It was a man in an all black outfit, including a black ski mask.
    "What are you? Trying to rob a bank?" I joked as I turned back around, a little freaked.
    He grabbed my arm and pulled me into the hallway, about five steps away.
    "Look. I don't know who you are, but seriously leave me alone."
    I looked into the stranger's eyes. They were black. I couldn't even find the pupil.
    "You'll come with me." He said in an angry whisper as he put his black glove over my mouth and dragged me up Nicole's stairs.
    I tried to let out a scream, but if was too muffled for anyone dancing down stairs to hear through the blaring music. I prayed that someone had seen me and him and would soon follow upstairs and save me.
    He took me upstairs and removed the mask. I gasped. It was someone I knew so well.
    I never even stepped foot in the school as a junior. How coud I when I'm dead?
    I'll tell you the story of my summer and you can see if you can figure it out.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Who would read this? Please fave/comment.
    Formats_xo

  5. BehindMyMask BehindMyMask
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    I have to say, getting just one notification brings the biggest smile to my face, its crazy. It makes me so happy, because I know that someone took the time to read what I wrote, and liked it enough, or was moved enough to click that little favorite button. It may seem small, but it truly means the world to me

  6. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    remember, "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind."

  7. misskheia misskheia
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    Sorry if...
    I'm not a blonde with massive b00bs.
    Sorry if...
    I don't have Nicki Minaj's butt.
    Sorry if...
    I don't have Mila Kunis' or Megan Fox's eyes.
    Sorry if...
    I have bad hair compared to Kim Kardashian.
    Sorry if...
    I don't have Cameron Diaz's smile.
    Sorry for...
    being me.

  8. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who:
    remember Lola Martinez, not Tori Vega.
    remember That's so Raven, not A.N.T. farm.
    remember Phil , before he went back to the future.
    remember Megan Parker, not Carly Shay.
    remember Zack & Cody, before they lived on a boat.
    remember when T.V. was good.

  9. PiinkPopcorn PiinkPopcorn
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 3:26pm UTC
    ©
    I'm a crazy baby, great lady,
    total cutie, with a booty, curvy hips,
    glossy lips, angle baby, spoiled maybe,
    bangin style, gorgeous smile,
    short skirt, love to flirt,
    temptin' lips, candy kiss,
    tell me boiz can you handle this?

  10. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  11. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  12. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  13. Shea10195 Shea10195
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    T
    The next time someone texts you back"K" say:
    K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the "K" stands for kidding? So i guess your reply is kidding. Or K as in potassium. Do you need some special K breakfast? Can i knock you out and feed you to some hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.
    notmine
    K

  14. lindseypaiva_xox lindseypaiva_xox happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Sometimes
    when you're really awkward
    you do awkward
    Things...
    -Landshark
    by: Jenna Marbles </3

  15. lindseypaiva_xox lindseypaiva_xox happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    F is for friends who do stuff together
    U is for u and me
    N is for anywhere and anytime at all
    Down here in the deep blue sea!
    30 faves and I will add plankton's version of "fun"

  16. lindseypaiva_xox lindseypaiva_xox happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    If you have any friends
    then you could turn them into landsharks
    but you don't
    so cry for a minute
    -Landshark
    ~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~`

  17. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:28pm UTC
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    Happy
    Fourth
    Of
    July!
    format by fake_a_smile

  18. intelligenceissexy intelligenceissexy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    "k."
    killing millions of conversations every day
    tumblr.com

  19. heyyxitsxmaggie heyyxitsxmaggie
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    isitjustme, or is Jenna Marbles getting less funny?

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Reasons why I tell my mom yes
    Because I actually care
    To get her to shut up

:)

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