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kolbey_steffensmeier*
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Wife: Babe, I'm Pregnant :D What do you want it to be?
Husband: A joke..
nmq

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SiNgForEvEr797
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:19pm UTC

OMG somebody told me you sound like an owl! 0.o
Who? -____-
LMFAO ;)
Fav. if you get it ;D
♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 2:46am UTC

weird thoughts to have:
the person you are going to marry is walking on
the same earth you are as you are reading this.

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC

wanna hear a joke?
one time i got off the computer and went outside.

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trinityy_xoxox
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC

my eight year old cousins advice on boys;
me: what do you do if you like a boy?
cousin: you tell him.
me: what if he doesn't like you back?
cousin: you kill him.
not mine quote. trinityy_xoxox format.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 2:21pm UTC

is every user on witty a guy now?
back off my teritory dudes.
totally a joke by the way before you all get lairy

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Tired of coping with your parents?
imagine an orphan longing for love
Tired of going to school?
imagine the children working at a landfill
Tired of living life?
imagine a cancer patient struggling to add one more day to his
let's learn to appreciate what we have ツ
jimmy365
nmq/nmf

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mayday
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 11:30am UTC

Trying to tell my parents a funny story, &
it turns into a life lesson.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 2:26pm UTC

My kitchen
is too far from my bedroom.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Yawning is your bodys way of saying
"10% battery remaining"

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Say Thanks
To all the kids that have ever called you weird or different.
Thank them for making you realize you are 1 of a kind ♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 1:51pm UTC

We're teenagers #2;
We stay up late, We text 24/7, Tend to be over dramatic sometimes,
We get mean, Have our moments, love food, We don't care,
Fail test & classes, Think about prince charming, plan
our wedding day 10 years too soon.
but we can't help it,
We're teenagers ♥

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 12:32pm UTC

What is your Batman name?
Use the 1st letter of your first name:
A = Bat B = Bat C = Bat D = Bat E = Bat F = Bat G = Bat
H = Bat I = Bat J = Bat K = Bat L = Bat M = Bat N = Bat
O = Bat P= Bat Q = Bat R = Bat S = Bat T = Bat U = Bat
V = Bat W = Bat X = Bat Y = Bat Z = Bat
Then the first letter of your last name:
A = Man B = Man C = Man D = Man E = Man F = Man G = Man
H = Man I = Man J = Man K = Man L = Man M = Man N =Man
O = Man P= Man Q = Man R = Man S = Man T = Man U = Man
V = Man W = Man X = Man Y = Man Z =Man
❤ If You Got Batman, Too!
All mine! Don't steal >.>

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Dear Google,
It has obviously been brought to our attention,
That witty profiles might be shut down completely
due to excessive swearing and extreme profanity.
Did bring it upon ourselves? Yes.
But Thanks to Steve, so many girls come on
here a day and express what they're feeling.
Witty has saved so many lives, including mine.
Now, Would you like to take this away from
so many young girls (& guys ) ?
A site that has saved so many young lives,
a site that has change so many of us for the better.
Now would you?
sincerely, Wittians everywhere

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 7:28pm UTC

I’m sorry if I don’t understand.
But there are millions of other girls out there. Ones with smaller waists & perfect faces.
Ones who would throw their panties across the room for you. I’m really sorry if I
don’t understand how you could possibly ever like someone like me.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Oh, so
you have a new
best friend?
nice to know you
replaced me.

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torii46
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 6:29pm UTC

My defition of a secret:
something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

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_justkeepsmiling_
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 5:39pm UTC

on january 8th,,
s
If millons of teenage girls go mad, then you can blame google.

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