Thoughts During School
Me: I should be sleeping right now.
Me: When am I ever going to use this?
Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Me: If I was attractive I would so totally tap that.
Me: I have to pee.
Me: THERE WAS HOMEWORK!?!?
Me: It's only been five minutes? DAFUQ.
Me: Being homeschooled would be nice right about now.
Me: Oh, look who's not here. Again.
Me: I wish we still went on field trips.
Me: I'll take a mini field trip to go find some food.
Me: Wow. She sucks at secretly texting.
Me: Didn't they break up?
Me: I wish I was that pretty.
Me: Why is my backpack so heavy?
Me: I wonder if I could fit inside of my locker.
Me: FEED ME.
Me: Why is this building so cold?
Me: I wonder if I would be able to make it to the bathroom before blowing chunks on my desk if I got sick.
Me: Dodging hallway traffic should be an olympic sport, cause i'm a pro.
Me: Why do we have to wear shoes?
Me: I wonder what would happen if my phone went off.
Me: I could easily cheat on this test, but I won't.
Me: Why is this seat so warm?
Me: Let's watch The Lion King. That's kind of like social studies, right?
Me: I should be at home watching One Direction interviews.
Me: I knew I should have brung my snuggie.
Me: I wonder if anybody would come looking for me if I left the room for twenty minutes.
Me: I would do so many things to him.
Me: I really have to fart.
Me: Ew. My teacher has kids. That means- EWWWW.
Me: I wonder what it'd be like to go to school with a bunch of famous teens.
Me: I should totally turn this place into a High School Musical 4.
Me: Oh wait, I can't sing.
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