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  1. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:36pm EDT
    Le teacher handing back school pictures
    girls: omg these are so ugly, no one look at these!
    guys: look at this sexy beast.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:41pm EDT
    when i get home from anywhere,
    the first thing i look for is food.

  3. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:02pm EDT
    How to do math:
    1. Write down question.
    2. Cry.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:39pm EDT
    I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM.

  5. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 2:54pm EDT
    Friends: Why are you so nice to others?
    Me: You never know what they're going through.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:34pm EDT
    Going to strangers wedding and screaming
    "don't marry her, i still love you!"

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:14pm EDT
    Mentally preparing yourself to
    step out of the shower into Antartica.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:00pm EDT
    i am 17 years old, and still convinced that
    there are secret security cameras in my house.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:42pm EDT
    Boyfri(end).
    Girlfri(end).
    Piz(forever)za.

  10. JustMeh JustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 1:51pm EDT
    apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
    because teenagers can relate to it.
    oh yeah, i remember that time
    when i was a
    vampire

  11. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 8:20pm EDT
    This is why i love Sheldon #2
    Sheldon: "I made tea."
    Leonard: "I don't want tea."
    Sheldon: "I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea."
    Leonard: "Then why are you telling me?"
    Sheldon: "It's a conversation starter."
    Leonard: "That's a lousy conversation starter."
    Sheldon: "Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate."

  12. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:19pm EDT

    I'M A
    FANGIRL
    AND WE
    DON'T DO
    "CALM"

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 11:14pm EDT
    What if everyone in the world clapped at the exact same time?
    Would it be insanely loud or would you only hear the claps near you?

  14. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:16pm EDT
    me: what day is it?
    person: thursday.
    me: no...like... the number.

  15. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 10:45am EDT
    i just found an iphone app that makes me look ugly,
    its called camera

  16. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:50pm EDT
    Cool story bro.Wanna hear mine?It's a fairy tale:once upon a time,I don't give a s***.The end.
    nmf

  17. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 3:32pm EDT
    me: can you please stop smoking?
    mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 10:51am EDT
    One Direction
    may just be a boy band to you but they have changed peoples lives
    they always make directioners smile not matter what
    to you their a boy band but to me they're an inspiration

  19. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:02pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  20. livelifealltheway livelifealltheway
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:30pm EDT
    You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.
    For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.

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