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  1. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    I was not a jealous person before we met;
    now I'm not so sure.
    I don't know why I care so much;
    you are not even mine.
    (RO)
    .

  2. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    I am sick
    of waiting
    for something good
    to happen.
    (K)
    .

  3. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    deadly.
    what is more deadly;
    a gun or a thought?
    a gun gives you the oppurtunity,
    but a thought pulls the trigger.
    (a.b)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    I think I'll
    miss you forever.
    Like the stars miss
    the sun in the
    morning skies.
    (CN)hurghbut
    .

  6. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Him: You've been annoying me lately.
    Me: Um why
    Him: You do this thing where you ALWAYS wear clothes and it's actually really starting to bug me.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Maybe that's why the spider spins his web and traps the fly.
    Because he's jealous of his ability to kiss the sky.

  9. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    and we cant stop and we wont stop
    (eating)

  10. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Today I learned that
    if you murder someone on an unregisterd boat in international waters, then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to one legal system. Then you can't be prosecuted for their murder.

  11. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC
    "If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I'm crying.

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Teacher: If I could-
    Me: Fall, into the sky
    Friend: Do you think time would pass me by?
    Me: Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
    Friend: If I could just
    Me: See
    Friend: You
    Me: Tonight

  15. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 3:55am UTC
    I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
    Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    It's almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and to not get kissed on New Years.

  17. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    Zayn and Perrie are engaged and
    I'm not oK I REPEAT ELI ISNT OK WHERE IS MY FOOD IM NOT OK STOP WHY WHAT WHY NO IM NOT OK I REPEAT NOT OK

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:45am UTC
    me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
    me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    The other day, I was with my Dad and one of my best friends and we were
    getting ready to go parasailing. I was really nervous, and there were two old
    couples with us. We had never met them before. Just as I was about to go
    parasail, one of the old men poked me. He was one of those really cute old
    men, you know the ones we all love? He asked me if I was going to be all
    right. I flashed him a smile that said, "No big deal." But the man grabbed my
    arm and looked me in the eye. Then he asked me a question I never thought
    anyone would ask me.
    "Is that a real smile, or a make-believe smile?"
    All I could do was stare at him because no one has ever cared enough to ask me that before.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    you want to hold him
    but instead
    you watch him
    drink himself
    to sleep
    and you love him
    and you need him
    but he was never
    yours
    to keep.

:)

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