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happiest*
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August 24, 2013 2:30pm UTC

"describe the color red without using the word red"
white people in the sun

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PirateChic97
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August 24, 2013 10:42am UTC

My boyfriend kissed me at the top of the ferris wheel... super
romantic until the little girls in the cart behind us start screaming
"ewww!!! icky!!!!! kissing is icky!!!!!!"

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DakkyDukky
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August 24, 2013 10:43am UTC

'Your bra strap is showing' you say
children begin to scream
tears are streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
No one can ever know I wear a bra

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art of hatred*
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August 24, 2013 10:35am UTC

*z-snaps*
*gets a mansion*
*wins lottery*
*becomes famous*
*meets someone famous*
*wins X-Factor/The Voice/American Idol/w.e*
*back-flips to beach party*
*wins limbo contest*
*rides the waves*
*lands on whale*
*rides off into the sunset*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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swimmyshark
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August 23, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Baby you're all that I want, when you're lying here in my arms. i'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven.
And love is all that I need, and i found it there in your heart. it isnt too hard to see, we're in heaven.

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Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
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August 23, 2013 11:55am UTC

My favorite hobby is
avoiding people from school in public places.
Please don't remove this!

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WiFi
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August 23, 2013 11:55am UTC

Cry me a faster wifi

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coolsuperstarz
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August 22, 2013 12:38pm UTC

When you are playing mummy and baby with your baby cousin.
And the three year old always wants to be the mum.
._.

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josie*
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August 22, 2013 12:13pm UTC

"Teenage years are the best years of your life"
you mean it gets worse?

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happiest*
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August 21, 2013 2:11pm UTC

fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.

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hemmo1996*
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August 21, 2013 12:41pm UTC

It makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am

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lexie23js
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August 21, 2013 12:39pm UTC

That annoying moment when people only respond
to the last part of your text, and leave the first and
middle parts unanswered.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 16, 2013 5:04pm UTC

What if
You: hey could you sign my albu-
Band Member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I fimally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selfies together so it looks like we are actually together. Wait I have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. I'ts just that I really like you and what i'm trying to say is that I love you, please marry me.
You: what
Band Member: ...

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