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  1. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    I am just doing this to see
    Do you like to dip your chicken into Ketchup or Ranch?
    My sisters like Ranch but I like Ketchup
    so comment which you like

  2. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Like my quote if you love god ♥. Repost and he will do you a miracle, you have 60 seconds.

  3. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Here comes the come back
    the kid is back he's back on track and
    there goes my hero
    he's the underdog he's coming out on top
    -Brett Dennen

  4. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    FAV IF YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THE HUNGER GAMES MOVIE!!

  5. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Your the PEANUT to my BUTTER
    Your the STAR to my BURST
    Your the MILKY to my WAY
    Your the ICE to my CREAM
    Your the FROOT to my LOOPS
    Your the GHETTO to my BOOTY
    Your the BEST to my FRIEND
    All of that means " I LOVE YOU!"
    NMQ

  6. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    I LOVE YOU
    I LOVE YOU NOT!

  7. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    On Monday a house blew up in my neighborhood.
    Luckily the 2 people in this house ( a son and a old lady) got out safely.
    It really made me appreciate my house because one day it could just blow up.
    I also appreciate firemen more, its nto like before I didn't appreciate them its just from like 8pm to later than midnight they were at that house working to put out the fire.
    I just wanted to put this up to have other people see.
    I really want to do something special for the 2 people whos house blew up
    Please fav for firemen and the people whos house burned down.

  8. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    TEAM PEETA!!!

  9. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 10:39am UTC
    7th grade
    boy: I like her and i want you to tell her for me.
    boy's friend: ok
    boys Friend: hey, he likes you, you want to go out?
    Girl: um.. no. sorry.
    8th grade:
    boy: i like her and i want her to know..will you tell her.
    boy's friend: sure
    Boy's friend: he likes you and he wants to go out with you.
    Girl: no i like someone else.
    That Summer:
    Boy: i like her and i want to tell her.
    Boy: i like you and i want to go out with you.
    Girl: no i just want to be friends.
    few days later:
    Girl: He likes me but i don't like him
    Girls' friends: i don't think he will bother you again. i dare you to go out with next guy to ask you out.
    Girl: ok
    The next day:
    Boy: i really like you will you please go out with me.
    Girl: yes
    boy: what?!
    Girl: yes!
    boy:YESS!!!
    Girl starts to fall for the boy.
    Exactly one month later:
    Girls friend: i think its time you break up
    Girl: ok.. (secretly doesn't want to but is too afraid her friend will hate her if she said no)
    Boy: hey
    Girl:hi
    Boy: hows it goin?
    Girl: its fine.
    Boy: whats wrong?
    Girl: i think we should break up..
    Boy: what..?
    Girl: we should break up.
    Boy: why...
    Girl: its just.. we never see eachother any more
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I've never met your family
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore.
    Boy: I wish i could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: i know.
    Girl: i'm sorry.. i have to go.
    Boy: thanks for trying.
    The next day
    Boy: Hey
    Girl: I'm sorry
    Boy: No i'm happy we broke up i could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: ok.
    Freshman
    Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. i have since we first started dating. but i can't tell him, i can't tell anybody.
    Sophmore
    Boy has a new girlfriend
    Girl: (playing their song) i like him.. i still do.. but i can't tell him. i can't tell anybody.
    Junior year
    Boy and his girlfriend broke up.
    Girl: I like you. I always have and I always will.
    Boy: I'm sorry i like someone else.
    Girl runs away crying.
    The next day the boy finds a note in his locker.
    I told you i like you. but i was wrong. i ment I love you. But you don't love me. I wish i could change that. I'm sorry for that day back in 8th grade. I really didn't want to. I'm gone now, I've been sick for a while now. By the time you read this I'll be in the hospital on life support. I just needed to tell you before i go. I love you. Don't for get that.
    Boy stares at the paper for a long time and runs down the hall. He went to her house. but she wasn't home.
    The next day:
    Boy goes to the hospital and tells the nurse who he wants to see.
    Nurse: it seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. she had cancer and she passed away, yesterday. I'm sorry.
    the boy stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street.
    The next day:
    At her Funeral
    The boy asks to speak.
    Boy: A few days before i received a note from her. (he reads the note.) and i wanted to tell her before she left that I loved her, i love her. i loved her for a long time. and there is nothing i can do now. nothing. all i can say is i love you and now your gone.. I wish i could change that. The Boy starts crying and so does everyone else.
    The Boy ends up marrying her friend that told her to break up with him. When he found that out that she did that, he killed himself to be with The Girl. He was 28.
    REPOST or you will have bad luck in love for 28 years.
    RePoSt and somebody will tell you they love you tomorrow and you will get good news tonight at midnight.
    Repost if you have a heart and want to find a cure for all serious diseases including cancer
    Repost for all of the people who fear death is at there door
    *****Repost for people with cancer*****

  10. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    This is not a joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
    Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom an... .............................................d her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
    Now send this to ten other pics on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you.
    Example 1:
    Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was ClarissaSee

  11. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    This is not a joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
    Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom an... .............................................d her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
    Now send this to ten other pics on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you.
    Example 1:
    Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was ClarissaSee

  12. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    " I just need to check witty"
    Best reason to delay excercising

  13. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:16am UTC
    SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT TONIGHT
    SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT!!!
    -SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK!

  14. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Don't Click Here!

  15. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:57pm UTC
    Instead of....
    Trying to find the closest spot near a store lets keep Jesus in the best spot in our hearts
    Running to get good deals lets run into church
    Buying gifts for ourselves because their on sale lets buy gifts for the poor
    Making a big dinner lets go volunteer at a soup kitchen
    KEEP THE CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS!

  16. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 11:27am UTC
    1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed...her i...n the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
    You have 13 minutes

  17. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    I've been wishing on a star but I could never have imagined
    I would land just where you are after all this lonesome traveling
    Took one look in your eye, reach out to hold your hand
    This is when I realized that I could never understand
    Do you want to be my one and only love?
    Do you want to be my one and only love?
    So you wanna be my friend, so you wanna be my lover
    With you I do confess I can't be one without the other
    That was hard for me to say, I hope I said it right
    Which ever, come what may, you see I need to know tonight
    Do you want to be my one and only love?
    Do you want to be my one and only love?
    Do you want to play these cards, do you want to lay them down?
    DO you want to run away or do you want to stick around?
    Do you want to be my one and only love?
    Do you want to be my one and only love?
    -Teitur
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLZKFDxQpO0

  18. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    This could be the end of everything
    so why don't we go somewhere only we know
    <3

  19. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!(:

  20. seal263 seal263
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Jesus: Santa.
    Santa: Yes?
    Jesus: I'm sad.
    Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas, right? It's your birthday!
    Jesus: Yeah. That's the point.
    Santa: Why?
    Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus?
    -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked
    ♥ -deny me in front your friends and I will deny you in front of my father

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