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伤*
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July 17, 2012 7:10am UTC

I believe to make
yourself original & to stand out from the rest of the bunch,
you need to do something different
- Cher Lloyd
(OneDirection)

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ambear24
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July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC

I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.
♥

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sophsunflower12

posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:50pm UTC

that awful moment
when you see a cute shirt... but then realize it says something dumb on it.

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sophsunflower12

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July 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:00pm UTC

I don't care
HOW RUDE
someone is being to you.
You NEVER
EVER
tell them to
kill themself.

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC

-Me During a math test-
Test: 4 + 2=?
Me: *Uses calculator just in case*

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lkstucchi
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:50pm UTC

I wish guys and girls
could have sleepovers
without
it being a big deal.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC

A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:28pm UTC

*How to get everyone out in Simon Says*
Simon Says Jump...Simon never said to land!
♥

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xHello
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Hi babe, what are you doing?
Nothing much, just really tired, about to go to sleep now. What about you?
In the club. Standing behind you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Happy 20th birthday
Eleanor calder
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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xHello
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 2:49pm UTC

People Who Think They Are Photographers
Professional Photographers
Teenagers with cameras

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Interviewer: What do you have in common with Katniss?
Jennifer Lawrence: We look alike.

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC

I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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wittyquotesgurl

posted a quote
July 16, 2012 1:34am UTC

Why would I want to be like this when I could be likeTHIS?!?!??!?!

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LandonIsWitty
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June 29, 2012 2:58pm UTC

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yourcool
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June 29, 2012 2:06pm UTC

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smileetweetzz
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June 29, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Valorie You may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me.
26 minutes ago ·1 comment · 15 likes posted via iphone
Dalton You got your class schedule already??
13 minutes ago ago · 63 Like
nmq & nmf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Top 4 Wishes.
Get rich without Working
Be smart without studying
Falling in love without getting hurt.
Eating without getting fat.
nmq / nmf.

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