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Member Since: 21 Jul 2012 02:00pm

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I AM SAWFUCIUS!I HAVE INFINITE SAWS!STEAL ONE AND I SHALL FIND YOU!

~as suggested by Emmychan3 ^_^

YO! Hi there! Just some stuff about me -

I like -

Manga
Anime
Video Games (ex: Resistance 2)
Watching Cosplay
Watching Walkthroughs
RPs
RPing
Silence
etc.

Yeah that's all you should know about me, thanks for visiting...


  1. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    SCHEDUALE
    is actually spelled
    SCHEDULE?
    WHO TAUGHT ME THIS?!

  2. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Today, Outside
    Friend: My hat is not an accessory to me; I am an accessory to my hat.
    Everyone: *claps*
    Another Friend: So does that mean we are all slaves to our accessories?

  3. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 11:58am UTC
    New Year's Resolutions!
    Me: Getting a 20,000 on the SAT! Maybe 21,000 if I'm lucky...
    My friends: -_-

  4. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    "Did you know that humans frown on weight variances? To upset a human, just say that their weight is above or below the norm."
    Me: Typical GLaDoS -_-
    ~GLaDoS, Co-Op Testing, Portal 2

  5. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:54am UTC
    "Very impressive. Please note, that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience."
    Me: -_- Then how did I DIE about 2 TIMES?!
    ~GLaDoS, Test Chamber 8, Portal 1

  6. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:46am UTC
    "Unbelieveable! You, Subject Name Here, must be the pride of Subject Hometown Here"
    ~GLaDoS, Test Chamber 6, 7 or 8, or 5, Portal 1

  7. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:43am UTC
    "The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in Subject Hometown Here"
    Me: Oh really now? Well...is this Device waterproof?
    "Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially"
    Me: I didn't think so!
    Me: 1
    Aperture Science: 0
    ~GLaDoS, Upgrade, Portal 1
    ~GLaDoS, Portal Gun, Portal 1

  8. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:30am UTC
    "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing enviroment. In dangerous testing enviroments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice."
    Me: *walks onto the floor*
    "For instance, the floor here will kill you- try to avoid it."
    Me: Great timing, really. Right as I died.
    ~GLaDoS, Upgrade, Portal 1

  9. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:16am UTC
    "Quit now, and cake will be served immediately"
    ~GLaDoS, Test Chamber 8, Portal 1

  10. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:08am UTC
    "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak"
    ~ GLaDoS, Portal 1

  11. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    "YouR eNTiRe LiFe HaS BeeN a MaTHeMaTiCaL eRRoR. a MaTHeMaTiCaL eRRoR i'M aBouT To CoRReCT."
    ~ GLaDoS, PoRTaL oNe BoSS FiGHT
    i THiNK iT'S VeRY FuN To TYPe LiKe THiS, TRY iT :D

  12. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Plot Twist: The cake is true!

  13. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Well, the world's ending tomorrow, or so they say...If we do happen to all die, I just want to let you know that I've a crush on an awesome guy named Kevin. And Kevin, if you ever read this, the cake is a lie but the last sentence was not ^-^ Kudos to those who got the reference! And I predict that we will all die in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

  14. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    At an Elementary School, atleast 27 people are dead, and 18 of them were children. All because of one man, who's mother was one of the teachers at the school. Keep the dead, and the survivors, in your prayers tonight please.
    How long will this madness continue?

  15. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    I feel so messed up, but I'm truly messed up :-| I think I'm fat, even though I'm everyone's definition of perfect, skinny, and by extension, anorexic. I look at my fingers and for a split second, they morph into fat stubby ones (no offense if you have those fingers :( ) I've cut down on my lunch so much that if I eat anymore than what I usually do, my stomach actually hurts. There are people out there who would love to have my body, some of my friends do. Why am I this...selfish? This messed up? Is there something wrong with me? Well, yeah there somehting wrong with how i look at myself but I mean besides that...oh well whatever, everyone knows I'm messed up...just not in this way :P
    White Space FOR THE WIN!

  16. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    There's this Boy
    What color is his hair? Black
    What style is it: eh...cool-looking :P
    What color eyes: Black or dark brown
    Cute smile: Sure
    Braces: No
    Glasses: No
    Abs: How am I supposed to know?
    Height: Mostly everyone's taller than me...just saying :P
    What grade is he in: 9th
    How did you meet him: Camp (won't say what kind cause it'll sound really funny but embarrassing if I don't explain further :P )
    How long have you known him: ummm 2 years so far...
    Does he play any sports: Should I know?
    Can he play the guitar: ?????? I don't think so
    Do you guys ever text: His phone can't recieve my texts -__________-
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: ???????? standard outfit -_-
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: Headphones, headphones are BOSS
    Does he have any tattoos? -______- NO HES 14!
    Least favorite thing: Location :P
    Do your friends know that you like him: No way, and they will never know :P
    Do you think your parents would like him if you were dating him: Probably?
    Have you met his parents: His mom, not his dad.
    What would you do if he saw your witty: Wait until I have proof he actually saw my witty :P

  17. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    How do you post something on the vent category? I need to vent T_T

  18. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    After one long week
    I FINALLY GOT POWER :D

  19. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Okay, look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster.
    ~GLaDOS, Portal 2

  20. screamitout screamitout
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 11:22am UTC
    "But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive."
    ~ GLaDOS singing "Still Alive" Portal 1 Ending song

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