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  1. scootie scootie
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    just magine this....
    some guy perverted guy walks to his barn and is like hey its a cow...pulls its utters and bam now we all drink milk!

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    my science teacher: so poisonous. gas is produced- -
    guy: oh wow that's pretty badas.s
    my science teacher: can you not use thug language in my classroom, this is not "chemistry in da hood"

  3. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    who needs april fools
    when my entire life is a joke.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    me: time to get off the internet.
    me: april fools.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    Why does Waldo wear stripes?
    Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    kim kardashian wants to name her child Easton.
    EASTon.
    please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST
    don't you get it.
    EASTON WEST.
    EAST AND WEST.
    WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN.

  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Sometimes I really wanna talk to Witty famous people, but then I'm like
    "No, don't do it. They're so out of your league. Don't do it. You'll just embarrass yourself."

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    i would never want to become a teacher.
    because i know there would be a student like me and i wouldn't know how to deal with a me either.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    having a crush is like having that
    little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then like a half an hour later, you feel it in under your toe and you're like oh no.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    99.9% of my sentences start with
    - oh my god
    - yeah
    - no
    - basically
    - wait
    - so yeah
    - like
    - you know
    - oh
    - uhm
    - what
    - well
    - but
    - dude
    - listen here you little sh/t

  12. scootie scootie
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    when you are on facebook and you double tap a photo to like it and you notice its not instagram...

  13. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Make time for your love

  14. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    "The best way to live is to stop worrying about tomorrow and start living today."

  15. scootie scootie
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    If the hair on my head grew as fast as the hair on my legs, my hair would be 5 miles long!

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    *screams out in anger*
    I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR THIS

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Dear Youtube, I can deal with Ads.
    I can even deal with buffering, but when Ads buffer, I suffer.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    if i show you a picture on my phone,
    don't swipe left, don't swipe right. just look.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    so this girl in gave attitude to my teacher today:
    girl: *rolls her eyes.*
    teacher: yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.

  20. scootie scootie
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Some people use bricks to build a house, but i use bricks for a foundation, one that helps me lead a sturdy life. <3

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