my science teacher: so poisonous. gas is produced- - guy: oh wow that's pretty badas.s my science teacher: can you not use thug language in my classroom, this is not "chemistry in da hood"
kim kardashian wants to name her child Easton. EASTon. please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST don't you get it. EASTON WEST. EAST AND WEST. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN.
Sometimes I really wanna talk to Witty famous people, but then I'm like "No, don't do it. They're so out of your league. Don't do it. You'll just embarrass yourself."
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then like a half an hour later, you feel it in under your toe and you're like oh no.
99.9% of my sentences start with - oh my god - yeah - no - basically - wait - so yeah - like - you know - oh - uhm - what - well - but - dude - listen here you little sh/t