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scootie

1. scootie
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 9:37pm UTC
   just magine this....
   some guy perverted guy walks to his barn and is like hey its a cow...pulls its utters and bam now we all drink milk!
   
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2. scootie
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   March 30, 2013 8:34pm UTC
   If the hair on my head grew as fast as the hair on my legs, my hair would be 5 miles long!
   
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3. scootie
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   March 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
   when you are on facebook and you double tap a photo to like it and you notice its not instagram...
   
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4. scootie
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   March 28, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   Some people use bricks to build a house, but i use bricks for a foundation, one that helps me lead a sturdy life. <3
   
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5. scootie
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   August 30, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   when u sneeze when the teacher is talking and everyone says bless you just 2 intterupt him/her!!XD!!
   
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6. scootie
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   August 26, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   when people in movies r swimming u find urself holding ur breath 2 c if its actually possible 2 hold ur breath for that long...
   
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7. scootie
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   August 26, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   Trying 4 like 20 minutes 2 plug in my ipod...turns out that i just need 2 turn the charger around...
   
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8. scootie
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   August 8, 2012 11:24am UTC
   my summer bucket list:
   1. sleep
   2.sleep
   3.sleep
   4. hang with friends
   5. go tubing
   6. go on my boat
   7. go jetskiing
   8. go paddle boating
   9. go kayaking
   10. sleep
   11. sleep
   12. sleep
   
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9. scootie
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 10:06am UTC
   i met one direction 5
   times!!
   munis 2, plus 7, times 3, minus 30!
   be jelous!!
   
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10. scootie
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    June 27, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    hungry...nothing good to eat:(
    
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11. scootie
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    June 27, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    pure hatred of when ur sooo hungry that ur stomache feels like its eating away at its self!!!!:(
    
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12. scootie
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    during school: u smile, hug,flirt,laugh...
    summer: you miss their voice and smile, you txt them for quite a while, so you feel their style of writing, but... you took seeing them for granted and wish u spent more time with him, and it seems like you havent seen him in forever:'(
    
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13. scootie
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    during school: u smile, hug,flirt,laugh...
    summer: you miss their voice and smile, you txt them for quite a while, so you feel their style of writing, but... you took seeing them for granted and wish u spent more time with him, and it seems like you havent seen him in forever:'(
    
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14. scootie
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    April 15, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    notice that quotes that dont belong under funny r there just because thats the catergory that most people look under...
    
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15. scootie
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    April 15, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    i just burned my face on my computer...dont even ask!
    
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16. scootie
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    April 15, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    i wish my life was a computer because when it gets tough i could just press the escape key.
    
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17. scootie
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    April 15, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    All those quotes about how u will find a guy that wont care about ur apperance.... its just 2 bad that now a dayz most guys r pigs and like the slutty revealing type of girls that are practicly perfect!!
    
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18. scootie
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    April 15, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson r all sexy british boyz.... and Niall Horan ruins everything!!
    
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19. scootie
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    April 15, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    All those quotes about how u will find a guy that wont care about ur apperance.... its just 2 bad that now a dayz most guys r pigs and like the slutty revealing type of girls that are practicly perfect!!!
    
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20. scootie
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    April 15, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    All those quotes about how u will find a guy that wont care about ur apperance.... its just 2 bad that now a dayz most guys r pigs and like the slutty revealing type of girls that are practicly perfect!
    
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