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schniff_n_furk

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Member Since: 1 Apr 2009 08:38pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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  1. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    The Perfect boyfriend♥ • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in • leave her cute messages •kiss her in front of your friends •tell her she looks beautiful • look into her eyes when you talk to her • let her mess with your hair • just walk around with her • forgive her for her mistakes • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • stay up all night with her when she's sick • watch her favorite movie with her • come up and grab her by the waist Remember This: • don't talk about other girls around her. • if u love her others shouldn't matter • when she's sad, hang out with her • let her know she's important. • kiss her in the pouring rain • when you fall in love with her, tell her. • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before • answer her phone calls no matter what :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her. Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend. --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love. If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will: -call you -kiss you -message you -get online and talk:)

  2. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 3:55pm UTC
    you broke my heart so bad,
    not even bob the builder can fix it </3

  3. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 3:55pm UTC
    you broke my heart so bad,
    not even bob the builder can fix it </3

  4. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 2:14pm UTC
    &&
    the only thing that keeps me sane is the thought that maybe you still love me like you used to say you did </3

  5. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 2:06pm UTC
    im not asking you to love me forever,
    im asking you to never forget what we had
    </3

  6. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 1:47pm UTC
    ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE!!!

  7. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 8:16pm UTC
    http://www.formspring.me/RachOdd11
    Go for it<3 i love answerin:)

  8. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 8:16pm UTC
    http://www.formspring.me/RachOdd11
    Go for it<3 i love answerin:)

  9. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    && even though i miss you like crazy,
    through all the tears and depression,
    i know this is probably better for me.
    </3

  10. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 7:02pm UTC
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  11. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    Sometimes i just feel so
    Invisible
    Highlight:)

  12. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 4:08pm UTC
    You can't complain if you never try.

  13. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    i used to never cry,
    until i fell in love. <3

  14. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
    my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
    my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
    my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
    my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
    my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
    No Matter What

  15. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 5:21pm UTC
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  16. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
    Nike Condoms: Just do it.
    Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
    Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
    Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
    Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
    California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
    Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
    Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
    Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
    M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
    McDonald's Condoms: Im lovin' it.
    Burger King Condoms: Have it your way
    Credit to whoever, saw it alot, changed it a little <3

  17. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 4:40pm UTC
    what a kiss means
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    what the gesture means
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.

  18. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2010 2:56pm UTC
    If relationships are supposed to be like roller coasters,
    Then i wanna know EXACTLY who follows the "keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times" rule.
    Thats the guy worth keepin ;)

  19. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2010 2:53pm UTC
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  20. schniff_n_furk schniff_n_furk
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2010 2:39pm UTC
    "i hope you go bald!"
    "i hope they cancel oprah!"
    "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

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