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Jadialynn
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April 14, 2013 10:17pm UTC

boys: why do girls obsess over their weight so much? it's freaking annoying.
boys: ew fat chicks.
nmq

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happiest*
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April 14, 2013 12:37pm UTC

hey rebecca black,
girl yo momma told you to take the bus. not hope in a convertible with your underage friends.
dumb biitch.

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Dear Spongebob, You live in Bikini Bottom and you are super absorbant. Face it, you are a tampon.

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SalemSoto
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April 14, 2013 6:05pm UTC

i dont need a perfect relationship,
I JUST NEED SOMEONE |x||x||x|AS WEIRD AS I AM.
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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars.Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
Drake’s Grandma:You have a million dollars?!!
Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
Drake’s Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.

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lovecrazy
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April 14, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Ásshole has 7 letters, so does youuuuu.
Coincidence? I think not.

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happiest*
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April 14, 2013 12:39pm UTC

Categories that should be added;
"who else remembers.."
"Him."
"That awkward moment."
"Jocked."
"Ive seen this a million times.."
"&+"
"Something thats actually funny."
"Something thats not that funny but i dont know where else to put this."
"The sob stories."
"If i get _ favs, i will.."
"Something i got off facebook."
"Highlight if.."
"Category for the un-categorizable"

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KaterinaHoran
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April 14, 2013 1:55pm UTC

It's cute
when someone stays up late
just to talk to you.♥

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spence*
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April 14, 2013 1:50pm UTC

I've got 99 problems
and summer would solve almost every one.

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*y i k e s*
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April 14, 2013 2:55pm UTC

I Hate Going To School.
I always see people from
school there.

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 11:54am UTC

Suite life on Deck:
Marus: Your telling me about music?
Cody: It just so happens that I have played the French horn since kindergarden. I think I know what I'm talking about.

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Living_Life_Freely
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April 14, 2013 11:51am UTC

We all have
that one teacher whos like...
"Don't pack up yet. there's still 23 seconds of class left.."
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

I think its funny that people who treat you like shÌt get offended when you finally do the same to them.

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 12:48pm UTC

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decision!

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 12:55pm UTC

Everytime you speak, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one.

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happiest*
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April 14, 2013 1:00pm UTC

youknow
whats funny?
A guy [steve] started witty, and all
us girls on here do, is complain about guys.
oh irony <3

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC

*Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
Stranger: You gotta pull.
Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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