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scarlettroses

1. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 4:43pm UTC
   Ross- this could take awhile
   Joey- Yeah, let's order some food...
   Joey Tribbiani, you're my type of thinker.
   
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2. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2013 9:11pm UTC
   Picking a new profile picture
   IS ALMOST AS HARD AS "SOPHIE'S CHOICE" .
   
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3. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
   oh
   how we lost our minds
   when we fell in love that night.
   Promise me you won't cry,
   this is our last good-bye
   
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4. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 8:34pm UTC
   I am PANSEXUAL (I don't feel like explaining it at the moment sorry)
   Anyway, I go to a catholic school
   (Imagine the bs i get?)
   so i had was in an argument with some guy today...
   him- at least I'm straight and don't like anything that walks
   me- that was a feeble attempt to inturpret my sexuality.
   him- well you had a girlfriend a few months ago and I'm honestly sorry for you, you have some disease.
   me- oh ok if you don't see me in school tomorrow it's because tomorrow I'll be exactly the same and according to you I'm "sick"
   ...guess whos mom is letting her stay home tomorrow?
   
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5. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2013 10:53pm UTC
   You can tell someone is about to be an a$$hole when they say;
   - "as a tax payer" or "i am a tax payer, and as a tax payer..."
   - "no offense but..."
   - "Yo Taylor, I'm going to let you finish and all but..."
   
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6. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2013 10:49pm UTC
   And Today I realized,
   there is a fine ls a line between
   giving someone the heimlich maneuver...
   & humping a stranger
   
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7. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2013 8:05pm UTC
   so there's this girl i REALLY do not like...at all
   she took my absolute favorite pants (not the reason im mad)
   now she's not talking to me and avoiding me (for a different reason)
   i was upset but my step dad told me
   "good, you got rid of someone you hate for just one pair of pants"
   
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8. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 9:07pm UTC
   GUYS, DON'T GET
   ME WRONG, I AM
   HAPPY FOR KIM
   KARDASHIAN
   AND ALL, I JUST HOPE
   SHE STILL WANTS
   THE KID EVEN AFTER
   IT IS
   72 DAYS OLD.
   NMF
   
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9. scarlettroses
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC
   picture this,
   you're on the couch cuddling with your crush.
   both of you sitting there eating popcorn and drinking iced tea, cuddling while watching nicolas sparks movies
   he's sitting down with his arm around you and you're kind of laying on him.
   out of no where he starts to move; he starts to sit up straighter
   you think he feels totally awkward about to tell you to get off
   so you awkwardly build up the courage to say "...you ok there?"
   he replies "what? oh yeah..."
   you try to make a joke of it "haha ok, don't die"
   "im not dying" he jokingly says to you
   "good i like you too much for you to die" right when those words escape your mouth it seems like
   FOREVER but it has only been seconds until he says
   "will you go out with me?"
   this happened on Monday
   you can imagine the happiness i've been feeling?
   ok, ending this quote awkward potato style- MEOW
   
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10. scarlettroses
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    i think i have adhd
    omg look at the cloud
    HOLY CRAP THE SIZE CHANGES
    is that a fricking rainbow??
    omg people!!!
    OH LOOK A PENNY
    never mind guys, it's not a rainbow
    cotton candy sounds nice right now, no?
    
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