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1. scarlettladybug328
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   A.B.H.
   Fave if you know what I'm talking about
   *Rubs forehead twice*
   
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2. scarlettladybug328
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   June 23, 2012 1:03am UTC
   "Please don't follow me around either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously" - Tony Stark aka Iron Man
   
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3. scarlettladybug328
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   June 11, 2012 1:01pm UTC
   Before School: I'm tired don't touch me
   During School: I'm tired don't touch me
   After school: I'm tired don't touch me
   Midnight: YO WORLD WHAT'S UP!?!? I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!! WHO WANTS TO SWIM TO AFRICA AND BACK?!?!?!
   
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4. scarlettladybug328
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   February 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   I’m Invisible,
   an awful truth.
   I’m ignored.
   far too often,
   people don’t notice me.
   I notice them but,
   I’ts not the same
   I try my hardest but,
   I don’t seem to fit in.
   No matter what,
   Even though I have friends,
   Things are different for me.
   Most of the time,
   I’m alone,
   it’s sad.
   I’m not very happy,
   but I’ll live.
   I’m lonely.
   An awful truth,
   I’m invisible.
   (Now read backwards)
   (Sorry this isn't funny but it probably wouldn't have been seen as much in any other catergory)
   So
   
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5. scarlettladybug328
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   October 22, 2011 7:19pm UTC
   When I'm standing in line I don't budge people I just start dancing and grinding on them until they get creeped out and leave :D works every time
   
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6. scarlettladybug328
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   October 22, 2011 7:12pm UTC
   "When you get in the impact zone, get back up because you never know what's over the next wave."
   
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7. scarlettladybug328
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   October 16, 2011 8:30pm UTC
   Saying "You're my Nemo" is a simple way of saying: “I'd search every inch of the world to find you” ♥
   
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8. scarlettladybug328
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   September 13, 2011 5:38pm UTC
   Only rainbows after rain
   The sun will always come again.
   
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9. scarlettladybug328
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   September 5, 2011 5:52pm UTC
   Dear Cupid,
   Shoot us both next time...
   Love, Me
   
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10. scarlettladybug328
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    September 5, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    They say "everything happens for a reason". So when I punch you in the face, remember I had a reason...
    
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11. scarlettladybug328
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    August 22, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark...
    
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12. scarlettladybug328
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    August 22, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Top 10 reasons to procrastinate:
    1.
    
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13. scarlettladybug328
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    August 21, 2011 5:42pm UTC
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14. scarlettladybug328
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    August 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    Teacher: Steven?
    Student: Here.
    Teacher: Do you go by Steve or Steven?
    Student: Anything is fine.
    Teacher: Dave it is
    
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15. scarlettladybug328
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    August 6, 2011 9:25pm UTC
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16. scarlettladybug328
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    August 6, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    If you love someone set them free, if they come back than they're yours, if they dont then they never were in the first place</3
    
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17. scarlettladybug328
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    August 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    When a Girl cries for a Boy ..
    It means that She misses him a lot .. ♥
    But, When a Boy cries for a Girl
    ...
    It means that ..
    No one in this World can Love the Girl More than that boy..! ♥ ♥
    
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18. scarlettladybug328
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    August 4, 2011 10:58am UTC
    Yesterday I was swimming with my best friend (Vampgirl101 you should follow her, and SilverBullet) anyways we were swimming in the pool playing marco polo with her little brother and she was it so all of a sudden he shouts "THIS IS POLO!!!!!!!" and kicks her over.
    
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19. scarlettladybug328
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    August 4, 2011 10:51am UTC
    Fat girl + fat boy = Interesting
    Fat girl + skinny dude = He's eating her money
    Ugly girl + Ugly boy = Cute babies
    .........
    Fine girl + ugly boy = Playing it safe
    Rude girl + rude boy = Fights
    Sweet girl + bad boy/ thug = Abuse
    Tall girl + Short guy = Awkward ! :|
    Short girl +Tall guy = Adorable ! ♥
    Short girl + Short guy = Awwhh ! :)
    ♥ Fave This If U agree ♥
    
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20. scarlettladybug328
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    June 10, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Them: What a failYou: Your face is a failThem: Your dads condom was a failYou: Your moms abortion was a fail
    
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