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  1. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Honey badger don't care.
    Honey badger don't give a s*hit
    Gotta love meme's!

  2. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    JUST ME?
    when your skinny is like 'i'm fat' and you're standing there, all fat

  3. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    If you are ever feeling down about yourself think:
    "at least i'm not the person who has to clean the grocery store bathrooms"

  4. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    DON'T
    TYPE AT
    ME IN THAT
    TONE OF VOICE

  5. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    i'm singing! i'm in a store and i'm singing!
    - buddy the elf

  6. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    I don't have pet peeves
    I have whole kennels of irritation

  7. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    I'm usually done hearing people before they are done talking because I am a fast listener

  8. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Don't hit kids.
    No seriosly.
    We all have guns now.

  9. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    annoying: people who use 'literally' wrong: my pen LITERALLY ran away from me!
    way more annoying: people who use literally unecessarily: i LITERALLY rode the bus to school today!

  10. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Everyday I fall more and more hopelessly in love with you
    Everyday except yesterday. Yestersay you were damm annoying

  11. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    I'm really not a b**ch
    I just play one in YOUR life

  12. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Just me?
    Growing up I thought quicksand would be a much bigger problem than it actually is.

  13. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    On a scale of 9-10 how obsessed are you with Harry Poter?
    9 3/4

  14. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Just me?
    When my underwear and bras match my outfit it makes feel like I have my life together

  15. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    I spend 1000% of my life exaggerating

  16. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you tak to yourself and start smiling like an idiot because you are just so hilarious.

  17. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    Hhmm....... I'm gonna get off Witty and do my homework
    - said NO ONE EVER

  18. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    I want someone to treat me the way I delusionally think I should be treated!

  19. sassiegirl sassiegirl
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    February 11, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I'm hilarious!

  20. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    I don't slur when I'm drunk I talk in cursive

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