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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:10am UTC
    I didn’t fall in love with you.
    I walked into love with you,
    with my eyes wide open,
    choosing to take every step along the way.
    I do believe in fate and destiny,
    but I also believe we are only fated
    to do the things that we’d choose anyway.
    And I’d choose you;
    in a hundred lifetimes,
    in a hundred worlds,
    in any version of reality,
    I’d find you and I’d choose you.

  2. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 9:19am UTC
    Rest of the World:Kilometers
    America:No
    Rest of the World:Celsius
    America:No
    Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
    America:NO
    Rest of the World:day month year
    America:No
    Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
    America:HELL YESSSS
    UK:wait

  3. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:30pm UTC
    This poem was written by an eight grade boy.
    Our Generation
    Our generation will be known for nothing
    Never will anybody say,
    We were the peak of mankind.
    That is wrong, the truth is
    Our generation was a failure.
    Thinking that
    We actually succeeded
    Is a waste. And we know
    Living only for money and power
    Is the way to go.
    Being loving, respectful, and kind
    Is a dumb thing to do.
    Forgetting about that time,
    Will not be easy, but we will try.
    Changing our world for the better
    Is something we never did.
    Giving up
    Was how we handled our problems.
    Working hard
    Was a joke.
    We knew that
    People thought we couldn't come back.
    That might be true,
    Unless we turn things around.
    (Read from the bottom to top now)

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    Why do we wash towels?
    Why is there a s in lisp?
    If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
    Why don't they just make mouse flavoured cat food?
    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
    Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4 per minute?
    Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
    Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
    What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
    What is Satan's last name?
    Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
    If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
    Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
    When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
    Can animals commit suicide?
    Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
    If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, what would happen if you said 'no'?
    How far east can you go before you're heading west?
    Can a black person join the kkk?
    Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
    If a str/pper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
    Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
    If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
    This is what keeps me up at night

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    roses are red, violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet and perhaps so are you.
    but the roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty, your wrists are stained red.
    the sun isn't shining, the sky isn't clear;
    there's no silver lining 'cause you're no longer here.
    rain keeps on pouring, there's no end in sight,
    you're laying there frozen, so far from the light.
    your beauty's unreal, your smile the sun,
    but time can't be turned nor your actions undone.
    the words that you wrote that only i read,
    "i love you so much; please don't cry when i'm dead."
    a bond that we formed, a love that ran deep,
    a pain that we shared; a friend i could keep.
    i wanted to hold you, wipe the tears from your eyes;
    been there the moment you said your goodbye.
    i want to forget, but most times i don't,
    i want to let go, but i know that i won't.
    tears on my face, memories burned in my head;
    the roses have wilted, the violets are dead.

  7. crazygrrl010296* crazygrrl010296*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    No one's the same as they used to be,
    much as we try to pretend.
    No one's as innocent as could be,
    we all fall short, we all sin.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. crazygrrl010296* crazygrrl010296*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    Studies show that the phrase "don't take this the wrong way"
    has a zero percent success rate.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    things that shouldn't be as difficult as they are:
    - dealing with spiders.
    - buying bras in the right size.
    - purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed.
    - devouring the souls of my enemies.
    - getting out of bed in the morning.
    - ordering food over the phone.
    - using public transportation.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    "i need to stop," i whisper
    as i clicked next episode.

  12. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    EVERYTHING I'VE EVER LET GO OF HAD
    claw marks in it.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Do you think ants get confused
    when they accidently get on a bus and wind up miles from their home?

  14. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

  15. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    If you've ever...
    Got your period while wearing white pants,
    let us cry together.
    Sneezed while you put on mascara,
    let us cry together.
    Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
    let us cry together.
    Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
    let us cry together.
    Gotten your period on your birthday,
    let us cry together.
    Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
    let us cry together.
    Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
    let us cry together.
    Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
    let us cry together.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    i am depressed
    i can still smile at pretty things.
    and laugh when jokes are funny.
    i can still talk to people.
    and enjoy nice days.
    but when i go inside,
    when i am alone,
    there is something broken.
    and i fall into a sadness so sweet
    that in engulfs me.
    i look in the mirror.
    and i don't like what i see.
    and the tears always fall
    when i'm falling asleep.
    and i miss something,
    that doesn't exist.
    i am depressed.
    i've been said for a while.
    but i can still find the light.
    i can still smile.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    You could be the ripest, juciest peach in the world,
    and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches

  18. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:02am UTC
    I'm not jealous,
    I'm just afraid of losing you.

  19. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:24pm UTC

    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    believe it or not, but there are many
    people out there who are great actors and
    actresses. most of them you probably
    haven't seen before in movies or
    television.some haven't even been in an
    actual play. whether they have performing
    experience or not, these actors and
    actresses are living inside a play every day.
    they always have to be a character who
    always content, but their real self is
    breaking down on the inside.they have to
    hold back so many tears to keep their
    character. doing something like this all of
    the time is difficult, but some still manage
    to succeed. that's what makes them so
    great.

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Today I was spending my freeblock with my friend Max.
    He asked to listen to the music on my ipod and I can listen to his.
    So I did.
    He was going through and said "What is this music?"
    I said "it's punk rock."
    He said "It's sounds emo. Are you emo, Charlie?" and laughed.
    I said "Man, punk is good music."
    He kept laughing. "Do you wear eyeliner and cry yourself to sleep? Do you cut yourself?"
    All I said was "Why would you assume that from the music I listen to?"
    He said "pull up your sleeve or I'll call you a cutter."
    So I pulled up my right sleeve and he said "Nope. Left one too. Are you hiding something, Charlie?"
    He was clearly joking around but then quickly pulled up my left sleeve and you could still see my scars from when I cut.
    Clearly.
    Then it got awkward.
    So I just took my ipod back and went to the weight room.
    Why did this happen again?

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