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  1. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:49am UTC
    DIRECTIONERS PLEASE READ*
    If people are allowed to post about love, school, Justin Bieber, how crappy their day was, how stupid their parents are, etc., then us Directioners should be allowed to post about One Direction without getting loads of hate.
    Re-post this and add your name to it if you agree with me.
    OneDirectionQuotes
    lexy88
    blairisepic
    soccergirl984
    ItsGottaBeYouh♥
    1Drocks
    dswims1
    sarahnorman

  2. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:39am UTC
    1. blue green red or yellow
    2. Your first initial?
    3. Your month of birth?
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    5. Your favorite number?
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life).
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

  3. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Does anyone have any of the phone numbers of the boys of One Direction? If you do, I promise you will be my Witty Sister/Brother. Please tell me if you do have any of them, i dont care who. Please dont let it be a spam number.

  4. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    My friend just prank called me and said "Do pickles have colons?" then she hung up! lol

  5. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Hi, my name is Louis Tomlinson. I'm 20 years old. I'm from Doncaster and I really like white, fluffy sheep.
    ~Louis Tomlinson

  6. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Please watch this. Its not spam, i promise:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjVhliJ-7KE
    ♥LNS♥

  7. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    It's Friday, Friday, Gotta eat fries on Friday!

  8. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    kay guyss..
    every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
    it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
    so we can see who eachother are.
    pass it on and sign your name:)♥
    lolgrl3
    molldolldove
    Linabinabae
    UND3R
    OMGreen
    CapriSun
    ruxrux10
    shainaluvturtles
    bananaB126
    CanyCool :D
    sarahnorman

  9. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Alphabet Quiz NMQ
    A = Avalibale? Yes appereantly...
    B= Bite your nails? Depends on my mood
    C= Creeped any one out ? ...yes...
    D= Diner you had last ?Breakfast for dinner
    E= Eated last ? fried egg sandwhich
    F=Found any thing latley?a funny youtube video(does that count?)...
    G=Grounded last ?not in a while
    H=Have any problems ?too fat
    I=Imagined what ? me and Louis Tomlinson in a dark room with a bed... nough said
    J=Jumping right now? no...
    K= Kissed any Boy in your life ?no... sadly
    L=Like any one? YESSSS
    M=Maked a bun ? yes
    N= Nothing else to do? sorta
    O=Opened your heart to some one ?no
    P=Peed last ? idk
    Q=Quited in the last game you played ?nope, i won it!
    R=Running is your best Hobbie? not really
    S= Singing is your best Hobblie ? YES
    T=Tired? yes no maybe so
    U= Uranis is the best planet?nope, earth is
    V=Vow you last made? never made one
    W=Wish? My crush to like me or to meet one direction
    X=X~Rays ? only at the dentist(my teeth)
    Y= Yellow is your Faverite Colour? nope orange is
    Z= Are you Zany ( Zany meens odd but Funny)? OMG YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:58am UTC
    Me: I have black and white stripes, I am a zebra what am I?
    Friend: I have no idea whatsoever!
    Me: ...
    Her: ....
    Me: Omigod

  11. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Next time,act you age, not you IQ!

  12. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Whenever someone ‘ROFL’s’, I scream “ROFL ROFL ROFL!!” to make them laugh even harder
    lol
    what a good friend I am!

  14. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:51am UTC
    TEEHEE

  15. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    They get haircuts, i stayed
    Through girlfriends, i stayed
    WMYB became popular, i stayed
    More fans came in, i stayed
    Through hate, i stayed
    They went on iCarly, i stayed
    Young fans came in, i stayed
    Through the trouble with management, i stayed
    Through the x factor, i stayed
    Caroline flack came, i stayed
    Through rumors, i stayed
    Because i'm not just a fan
    I'm a Directioner
    nmf/nmq

  16. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Ooh Ee Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang! Fav If You know Where This Is From!Also, I bet I just got that song stuck in ur head! MWAAHAHAH jk

  17. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    I am at my friends house. Her nose started bleeding. Their wierd so the put a TAMPON in her nose! lol :D

  18. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    That akward moment....
    When you get up off the toilet and theres a giant mark on ur butt

  19. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Where did the chicken crossing the road joke come from anyway!? Am I the only one who thinks this?

  20. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    I've had a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives!

:)

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