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  1. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    ITS 2 YEARS OF ONE DIRECTION TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    I can't wait for the day when cancer is just a zodiac sign and nothing more. ♥

  3. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    Ticket Collector: Enjoy the movie!
    Me: Thanks, you too!
    Ticket Collector:
    Me:
    Ticket Collector:
    Me:
    Ticket Collector:
    Me: Wait...

  4. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    This is a petition to make Steve keep the same
    Witty Profiles.
    Steve is changing witty, and its not the same.
    If you agree with me,SIGN THIS.
    put your username at the bottom and re-paste this.
    fave this quote so everyone will see it.
    C'mon. Together, we can save witty ♥ :')
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    sarahnorman

  5. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    :{D
    mustache dude

  6. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    I was a man before you were, Haryy Styles!
    -Louis Tomlinson

  7. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    YOLO
    =
    YOU.OBVIOUSLY.LOVE.
    ONE DIRECTION

  8. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:02am UTC
    ♥Isn't she lovely,
    Isn't she wonderful,
    Isn't she precious,
    Less than one minute old,
    I never thought through love we'd be,
    Making one as lovely as she,
    But isn't she lovely made from love ♥

  9. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [] you have curly hair
    [x] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [x] you talk slowly
    [] you're the youngest of your friends
    [x] you love white Converse
    [x] your favorite food is tacos
    [] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [x] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [x] you have straight hair
    [x] you love to wear stripes♥
    [x] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [x] you have blue eyes
    [x] you have a British accent
    [x] you're the oldest of your friends
    [x] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [x] you love to sing
    [x] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [] you have amazing eyelashes
    [] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [] you have piercings (do ears count?)
    [] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [x] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [x] you have a catch phrase
    [] you hate dancing
    [] you're vain
    [] you use hair products
    [] you like to rap
    [x] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [x] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [x] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [x] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    [x] you love singing
    [x] you have a British accent
    [] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [x] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [x] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [] you have rosy red cheeks
    [x] you love sneakers
    [x] you LOVE to eat food
    [] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [x] you have blue eyes
    [] you have/have had braces
    [x] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [x] you love Liam
    [x] you love to sing
    Harry: 6♥
    Louis: 9♥
    Zayn: 4♥
    Liam: 8♥
    Niall:9 ♥
    Most like Niall and Louis ♥

  10. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:37am UTC
    THE HOT TEST....
    HOW HOT ARE YOU? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT
    1-11 (NO CHEATING)
    WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
    1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
    a) Dark
    b) Light
    2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
    a) Go to a party
    b) Go out to eat
    3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
    a) Baby-Pink
    b) Yellow
    c) Baby-Blue
    d) Turquoise
    4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF:
    a) Talking
    b) Dancing
    c) Taking Long Walks
    5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
    a) Louie Vuitton
    b) coach
    c) againt all odds?
    6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
    OUT OF
    THE FOLLOWING?
    a) hawaii
    b) London
    c) florida
    7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
    RATHER GO
    TO:
    a) The Beach
    b) Somewhere Cooler
    8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
    a) January
    b) February
    c) March
    d) April
    e) May
    f) June
    g) July
    h) August
    i) September
    j) October
    k) November
    l) December
    9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
    a) Chill at home
    b) Go out with friends
    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
    INSTRUMENT
    OUT OF:
    a) Guitar
    b) Bass guitar
    c) Drums
    d) The Triangle
    11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
    OPPOSITE GENDER
    ====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
    ................................................
    *****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
    **ANSWERS** > > > >
    1.
    a. dark= sexy [5points]
    b. light = sweet [2 points]
    2.
    a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
    b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
    3.
    a. baby-pink = cute [2]
    b. yellow = loud [3]
    c. baby-blue = cool [5]
    d. turquoise = sexy [5]
    4.
    a. Talking = active [2]
    b. Dancing = determined [2]
    c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
    5.
    a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
    b. coach = laid back [2]
    c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
    6.
    a. hawaii = you like being around
    people [2]
    b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
    cold [2]
    c. florida = You like to party! [5]
    7.
    a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
    b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
    8.
    a. January = popular [5]
    b. February = lovely [2]
    c. March = rebellious [5]
    d. April = playful [5]
    e. May = happy [5]
    f.. june = chills a lot [5]
    g. July = smooth [3]
    h. August = fun [5]
    i. September = quiet [2]
    j. October = out-going [3]
    k. November = pimpin' it [5]
    l.. December = warm [3]
    9.
    a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
    b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
    10.
    a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
    b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
    c. Drums = crazy [5]
    d. Triangle = simple [2]
    11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
    SCORES!!!!
    UP TO 17= You can do better than that!
    18-20= Okay...
    21-35 = Rather HOT...!
    36+ = OWWW, YOU BURN!!!
    NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
    MINUTESAND YOU WILL HAVE
    GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR
    ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
    REPOST AS: HOT TEST & then write your score at the bottom.
    If you don't repost this you will have the following:
    ~ You will fail your tests
    ~ You will cut your finger
    ~ You will lose someone close to you
    ~ You will not have a good day for the next 12 years
    --And if you do repost this you will:
    ~ be kissed by your crush before next month
    ~ have good luck
    ~ have someone fall in love with you
    ~ have your biggest dream come true
    My Score: 38 Points :)

  11. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 7:59am UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [] Brown - $100
    [x] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [x] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $275
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [x] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $420
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Vision?
    [] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [x] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $650
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [] 7 to 10 - $500
    [x] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color/Colors (can be more than 1):
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [x] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other- $500
    Total= $750

  12. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    PWAMWIOOOD
    Meaning: Please Wait A Minute While I Obsess Over One Direction

  13. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    In the old ages, if you were between the ages of 8 and 12 you were called a moron, no a child.

  14. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    I know that one day I will go on with my life . Finish school & start a family . I may not be a Directioner forever but in 50 years, when I have grandchildren, I will be watching the television & there'll be news that one of the five boys of One Direction had passed away . I will tremble a little bit & sit down . My grandchildren will ask me what is wrong . I'll say that nothing was wrong . But then, I'll stand up & go to my room, open a drawer & there'll be a box . In that box is my past . I'll look at the first thing in my box - a picture of the five most amazing boys that once made my life complete . I may have never met them in flesh but that won't matter to me . A tear will stream down my face as I look at all the posters and hold up the Up All Night CD in my hand . I will remember the dissapointment when the More Than This video came out & it was just a clip from the DVD . I will remember my very mad parents screaming at me for being insane & listening to WMYB while singing along at the top of my lungs . The countless sleepless nights of fangirling with my best friend . The dreams of once seeing them and them then falling in love with me . I will have a flashback of all the things I did involving the boys . My blog that I spent hours on . I will be so deep in my thoughts that I won't even notice me sobbing . My granddaughter will come to see why I've been gone for so long . She'll see that I'm crying and ask what was in my hand . I'll then say, "These are the five boys that made me stay up until 4 a.m. to watch a twitcam . Fight with Directionators and protect their girlfriends . They made me cry, but most importantly, these five amazing boys were my first love . I will never forget them . " I will put away the box & go on with my life . But - there will always be a special place in my heart for the five boys of One Direction .

  15. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Follow For A Follow?

  16. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:52am UTC
    165 followers! Thank you! :)

  17. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    TWINKLE TWINKLE
    LIAM PAYNE,
    NIALL, HARRY,
    LOUIS, ZAYN,
    ONE DIRECTION RULES MY LIFE,
    THEY KNOW IM THEIR´╗┐ FUTURE WIFE!

  18. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Last night, I went to fireworks for the fourth of July. An airplane flew right through the show and you wanna know what I imagend. I imagened the flight attendent saying "If you look to your left, you will see a firework show! Please buckle your seat belt because this flight is now turbulance until we fly through it." into the mic. I laughed so hard.

  19. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:23am UTC
    There is no 'I' in team but team spelled backwards is meat!

  20. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read
    this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says
    its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God
    send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being
    tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If
    you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. ♥
    (I hope < 3)

:)

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