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  1. Vowelgirl Vowelgirl
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you can't tell if a persons a boy or girl -.-
    (Fave if this has happened to you before..)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Like this qoute and i'll tell you the first thing i notcie aout your profile.

  4. PaytonSawyer PaytonSawyer
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Girl: do u luv mii
    Boy: no
    Girl: okay i kill self nao
    Boy: wait no i ment duble luv
    Girls mom: too late she dead
    Boy: "no"
    FAVORITE IF DIS MAKE U CRY EVRTIME
    Or you can favorite if that made your brain hurt.

  5. leahxD leahxD
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    A BOSS
    nmf

  6. kaylhaaxo kaylhaaxo
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    bada ba ba baaaa Im loving it :)

  7. caoimhs289 caoimhs289
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
    Gale: Hey, what up girl?
    Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
    Gale: Let's go!
    Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
    The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
    Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
    Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
    Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
    Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
    Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
    Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
    The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
    Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight
    Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
    Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!
    The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
    Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh

  8. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    boys,
    n e v e r ask a girl out as a joke.
    it hurts ok.

  9. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 11:53am UTC
    I was not stalking you!!
    Oh and by the way
    you're out of milk.

  10. 1DWithACarrot 1DWithACarrot
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Your my One to my Direction. Your my Louis, I'm your Harry. We're best friends! <3

  11. MissKris MissKris
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:07am UTC
    JOIN THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE NO MONDAY

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    If Kate Middleton has a son, he'll be the Half Blood Prince
    Let that sink in a little.

  13. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    You wanna witness some magic through text?
    ...lol, hmmm okay, lets see how this works =)
    ABRACADABRA...POOF!
    Lmao, what happened?
    You're single!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Tom was born in 1942
    With eyes of blue
    And the doctors said that his birth was far too fast
    His heart stopped twice
    But yet he survived
    As he took his first breath
    His mother took her last.
    And his father knew that he wasn’t to blame
    But he never quite looked at Tom the same after that
    And he rarely spoke about her
    But when he did
    He said your mother used to say this
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    I’ll wake up with the one I love the most
    And in the morning, I’ll make you up
    Some tea and toast
    When we met through a friend
    Who introduced them
    The first thing Tom said was "Would you like to dance?"
    They moved with each other and when the music got slower
    He said "Don’t let go of my hand"
    He said "It’s only polite if I ask you tonight
    Would it be alright, if I could walk you home?"
    That night he told her of his birth
    And said when it hurt
    He thought about what his mother said about tea and toast
    Two quick years they went by
    They were side by side
    And without a plan, they conceived a little child
    He said "Woman I love you and this you know
    But I only have enough for our food and clothes
    But I love you and this baby
    Until the day that I die"
    She said "We’ll take care of this little life
    And we’ll fall in love with her baby blue eyes
    And we’ll be alright from some advice that I know"
    She said I never got to meet her
    But if I did, I’m sure your mother would have said this
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    We'll show this baby all the love we know
    And in the morning, I’ll make you up
    Some tea and toast
    Well he took those words
    And he made them proud
    He worked day after day
    And hour after hour
    So they could buy a little house just on the outside of town
    The little girl grew up and so did they
    They said that they loved each other everyday
    And forty years later, that brings us to now
    And as they’re walking down the street
    Her grip loosens on his hand
    He puts his arm around her side as she falls to the ground
    He hears her breathing and thats the only sound
    Her body on the floor attracts a worried crowd
    Tears roll off his face as he says “Don’t let go, now”
    And he’s sitting by her bed in the hospital ward
    And their daughter walks in with a family of her own
    She says “Dad, I don’t know if she can hear you now
    but there’s one thing your Mum would want you to know”
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    Now it’s time for you to let go
    I'm gonna wake you up in the morning
    With some tea and toast

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Why are we always
    waiting for something?
    Waiting for exams to be over,
    waiting for summer,
    waiting for Friday.
    And when what your waiting for finally comes,
    we don’t even appreciate
    what we have been waiting for,
    instead we just wait for something else.

  17. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Andrew Biersack:
    Fell of a 15 foot wall, shattered 3 ribs, got up, and continued to play during his concert.
    Frank Lero:
    Played an entire show hooked up to an oxygen tank.
    Alex Gasgarth:
    Hit his head hard over an overhanging speaker, fell of the stage, split his forehead open, and got a concussion. Then got up and finished the show.
    Justin Bieber:
    Hurt his toe on stage and stopped the entire show.

  18. PorkyPine PorkyPine
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    My driving teacher
    gave us an assignment:
    a five hundred word essay on
    "What Not To Do At A Stoplight"
    MADE. MY. DAY.
    © ThatsSoMeee
    Quote credit: PorkyPine - this is not a true story.

  19. Love_Aholic Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    That kid in class who
    who whispers you the answer when you get called on and you dont know it.
    .. thank you.

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
    Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

:)

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