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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC

the mayans taught me something,
that if you don't finish something... well, it's not the end of the world.

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yourcool
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March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC

girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

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akp1015
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November 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

me: well, looks like i'm done with my test
me: but no one has turned theirs in yet...
me: guess i'll just wait
me: *waits*
rest of class: *waits*
one brave soul: *gets up and turns in test*
me & rest of class: *gets up and turns in test*
anyone else?

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Kanerpop
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October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

"Class Rules!"
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

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Rhyburgie2
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 6:16pm UTC

One Halloween I got so much candy I went back to my house to get a new bag. I went to a lady's house and she said "Trick or Treating is almost over and you have no candy. Here!" She says dumping her WHOLE candy bowl into my bag.
I love Old People
❤

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KangaDrew
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Take Me Home by One Direction
is coming out on November 13th...
And so is the next Call of Duty game.
The teenage pregnancy rate is going to go way down this month as guys and girls everywhere start ignoring each other for these two things...

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JustCantLiveALie
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 4:44pm UTC

x
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This is the girl at school. She is always smiling and happy. She has a bubbly personality.
x
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This is the girl who breaks down every single night because she can't take it anymore.
Wanna know a secret? They're the same girl.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Romney or Obama?
Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 6:10pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC

"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
"Math."

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That_music_girl
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 3:58pm UTC

So today, our algebra teacher left the classroom for like 3 minutes.
In that time, we managed to get the whole class to climb out the window.
Her face when she saw the empty room-
Priceless.

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annalove26
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Person: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: Kill zombies.
Person: But zombies don't exist..
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Person: No...
Me: YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU UNGREATFUL PEASANT.

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JustMeh
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC

So today in class,
This hot guy picked up a piece of my hair and started singing,
"Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."
And I was just sitting there like,
"Lol, wtf is going on right now."

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wampler9238
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC

Demi is a brunette and has bangs
Selena is back on Disney.
Miley is back in the recording studio
Justin is single
.
Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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shootingstar87
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC

me: can you please stop smoking?
mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC

I wonder what it’s like
being the pretty girl.
The girl that breaks all the guys’ necks
when she passes by.
The girl that can wake up and go to school
without even trying.
The girl that everyone wants to be their friend.
The girl that a lot of people like.
The girl with such an amazing personality
that everyone wants to talk to her and be her friend.
Yeah, I wonder what it’s like
being that kind of girl...

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Seeing a boy younger than you,
and thinking "Damn, you're gonna be fine." then mentally yelling at yourself for being a creep.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 5:03pm UTC

I wonder
if I am someone's crush...

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