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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:46pm UTC

*attemps to do a handstand*
*leg hits tredmill, I fall in shock*
"Holy Crap!"
*I
-being the idiot I am-
attempts handstand again*
*kicks small table across the room*
"OKAY! I GIVE UP!"

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:15pm UTC

*stays up just for 11:11*
*Checks clock*
*11:12*
CCRRRRAAAAAPPPPP.
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So...close
-_________-"

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:10pm UTC

And every fave on a quote makes her feel
Like she's not alone in the world.
It's her own personal inpiration,
To push her through another day.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 10:47pm UTC

What do you want for your birthday??
Happiness.
Where can I buy that?
I wish I knew..
Would a unicorn work?

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 9:18pm UTC

I made this whole quote with nothing but my feet(:
I'm proud(:

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*Flipping through a magazine*
He's cute, He has a weird face, He's okay...
Now you sir, you have a very attractive face(;

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 12:07am UTC

Goooood..
*nods like a gangsta*

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 12:04am UTC

When you read an awesome comeback and then you say it outloud imagining that you're saying to the person that you hate.
(:

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Yes I have a boyfriend.
He is a ninja , that's all.
:)

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 11:01pm UTC

So in 8th grade last year, our class didn't get the school wide spirit stick. We were devious children and stole it from the winning class (5th grade) they never noticed. We gave it to one kids in our class and he put it in his back pack and we never thought of it again. The annual spirit stick ceremony was today, and all of us just remembered...
We never gave the spirit stick back,
and it's probably still in
that kid's backpack.
xD

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 10:42pm UTC

1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 11:57pm UTC

• pending moderation •
^
You automatically think
"What could it have said???"

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 11:22pm UTC

The awkward moment:
when youre ex boyfriend sends you a farmville request
and you're just like
"No..."

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sandysinger
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 10:05pm UTC

~He's got lips that are soft and smooth like honey {though I've never kissed him}
~He plays guitar and sings {it may not be perfect but I like it}
~He's got deep blue eyes {they never notice me}
~His hair perfectly lays on his face and curls just right {It's like Nick Jonas'}
~He's the nicest guy I've met {though I'm deathly afraid to talk to him}
~He's waiting for the right girl to come along {I doubt it's me}
~He's got morals he's determined to follow {he's a great role model}
~He's got younger siblings he loves {It's adorable}
~He doesn't love me {I love him}

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sandysinger
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 10:43pm UTC

Dear 4th graders on facebook,
How the heck are you in a complicated relationship?! What'd he do? Steal your animal crackers?
Sincerely, confused, single teenager

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sandysinger
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 4:45pm UTC

You're the sun and I'm the moon, so close together yet so far away.
Always paired together but never given a chance to be.
Perfect for eachother, but we can't see what we could be.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:51pm UTC

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I fill you up
Let's have a party.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:37pm UTC

To all those Beliebers who say that they'll always love and be there for Justin,
How many of you said that same thing about the
Jonas Brothers?

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sandysinger
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Hun, you're so fake "Made In China" is written on your foot.
You're so stupid, it's spelled wrong..
(:

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sandysinger
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:24am UTC

Please..
All I want is
one wish come true,
one miracle to happen,
one change at my dreams...
Is this really to much to ask?

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