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  1. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:32am UTC
    Girl 1: omg i'm pregnant .
    Girl 2: omg i'm addicted to drugs.
    Girl 3: omg i'm always drunk.
    Me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice.

  2. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:17am UTC
    *Me & my mom listening to somebody that I use to know *
    Mom: do you like this song ?
    Me: not really
    Mom: yeah, they play it too much.. it's starting to become a song I use to know..
    *true story.

  3. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    I can't wait to come over babe(:
    Me niether! Talk dirty to me (;
    Mud.

  4. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  5. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    Friend: How long does it take to get there?
    Me: About 5 songs.

  6. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Mom: why are you laughing alone in your room

  7. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:39am UTC
    Normal girls: I have boy problems.
    Me: I have wifi problems.

  8. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    I have screwed up 52 % of my teenage life...
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 7
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 12
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far:15
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [x] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 17
    [] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 20
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 26
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up 52% of my teenage life."

  9. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:12am UTC
    I need someone to vent to.

  11. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Your crush is in a relationship with You.
    ♥ 6 minutes ago • Comment • Like
    nmq/format

  12. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Do this;
    First, close your eyes & pretend your holding a salt shaker. Then shake the salt in your mouth.

  13. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I'm bad at math,
    so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

  14. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    dyslexic man
    walks into a bra.

  15. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    tFriend: I get 10 times more guys than you!
    Me: 10 x 0 = 0

  16. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Someone should texxt me .

  17. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Fave if;
    y o u p r e t e n d t o c a r e w h a t t h e b i r t h d a y c a r d s a y s , b u t y o u
    r e a l l y j u s t w a n t t h e m o n e y .

  18. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Fave if;
    y o u p l a n a n e n t ir e c o n v e r s a ti o n i n y o u r h e a d & i t n e v e r
    h a p p e n s .

  19. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Fave if;
    you feel your phone vi brat e when you don't even have i t.

  20. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 10:32am UTC
    Wow you're cool.
    Fave if you read that sarcastically.

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