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  1. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    WHEN YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE SICK SO YOUR JUST HANGING OUT BOTH SICK AND YOUR MOM TELLS YOU GUYS NOT TO KISS EACHOTHER.... WTF WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW!

  2. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    meYOU
    I LOVE THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE; THE FACT YOU PICK ME UP TO KISS ME; OR IF I WANNA STEAL A KISS I HAVE TO GO ON TIPPY TOES

  3. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    if there was an award for laziness...
    i would send someone to go get it for me....
    ;)

  4. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    People need to marry the person who makes them laugh, smile, get butterflies in their stomach even though you see eachother all the time, the person that makes you feel like you and the person that completes you.

  5. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:49am UTC
    An Apple a day
    keeps the doctor away
    but if the doctor's cute
    scr3w the fruit

  6. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:40am UTC
    just watch about an hour of a lightening storm with my boyfriend just sitting there <3

  7. samodol samodol
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    May 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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    April 30, 2012 8:40pm UTC
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  9. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
    but
    a heart for a heart makes no body hurt

  10. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    i'm dating my best friend for 5 months now and it's changed my life i'm constantly smiling at nothing and he's always been apart of me anyway now i finally found out where that piece belonged<3

  11. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    it's funny how you think i care you don't like me, honestly you make as much of an impact on me as a grain of sand being taken away from the beach... you talk about all the stuff you do and then ask why people call you a sl*t....

  12. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    me and my boyfriend were talking about one of the TLC shows and i was talking about the brats on the show and all the kids and rambling he told me..
    well i want OUR first kid to be a boy
    not that i'll ever admit it to him but it made my day

  13. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    i swear the f^cking people who were on the Titanic have better luck then me
    and i'm f^cking Irish

  14. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    YOU JUST MADE
    A BIG MISTAKE!
    BIG!
    HUGE!

  15. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    i'm sick and tired of the fake 2 faced b!tches in my school honestly i don't understand the need to wear the bombshell, get spray tans or use bronzing lotions and wear more makeup then clothes...
    DONE!

  16. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:56am UTC
    FALLING ASLEEP IN YOUR BOYFRIENDS ARMS WITH YOUR HEAD ON HIS CHEST MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

  17. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:52am UTC
    you know your a 90's kid when it F~UCKING says it on your birth certificate

  18. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    ADVICE:
    WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS LIKE IT'S CRASHING DOWN STOP AND THINK TO YOURSELF I CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING

  19. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    i dont remeber seeing your face in my coloringbook

  20. samodol samodol
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    my boyfriend can't sing and he knows it but instead of not singing he just sings louder and more obnoxiously
    and then asks why i'm laughing

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