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sammy23

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Member Since: 12 Jun 2011 01:57pm

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  1. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    ‎21 REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.

  2. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    If you asked me how I'm doing, I would say I'm doing just fne, I would lie & say that your not on my mind.
    ~Not Over You

  3. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    I seriously want a boyfriend .
    Anyone else?

  4. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Dear 69,
    Thank you for making math class fun every once in a while.
    Sincerly,
    Bored students

  5. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    "Are you okay?" , "Yeah, I'm just tired."
    (T)orn Apart, (I)nsecure, (R)eally faking my smile, (E)xtremly sad, (D)rowing in my tears.

  6. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    I wish I was one of those girls that would get 50 likes on her profile picture..

  7. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!
    &
    who else misses The Amanda Show!?

  8. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    Me; Hey Dad, I need a good quote for my yearbook ...
    Dad; If someone punches you in the face.... punch them back!
    LMFAO, gotta love my Dad. <3

  9. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    I don't get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I have some pizza over here, do you want the leftovers of that too?

  10. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    11:11 ~ stop wishing about him.

  11. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:45am UTC
    Tell me I'm beautiful everyday. You don't know how much those words mean to me. ♥

  12. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:26am UTC
    She straightens her hair, puts on her eyeliner, glosses her lips& takes one last look in the mirror, all for the boy who will never care.

  13. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:24am UTC
    I wish my hair was longer,
    I wish my body was skinner,
    I wish my face was prettier,
    I wish my personality was better,
    I wish every guy would chase after me,
    I wish he was mine,
    I wish I was beautiful,
    I wish people cared.
    I wish I was someone I'm not.
    </3

  14. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 8:50am UTC
    Jelousy is a disease; get well soon.

  15. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Justin Bieber
    Might be the father of a baby with a 20 year old girl . Are you kidding? Im sorry, but if thats true, I will no longer be a Justin Bieber fan .

  16. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    I spend all my nights, sitting on my bed with my laptop, listening to Justin Bieber's CD, looking through "her" profile pics wishing I was as prettier as her, and maybe "he" would notice me. I look at her pictures and suddenly see all my flaws. Wishing I was as gorgeous as every girl out there, and then maybe he would like me. Crying by seeing his comments to her , " your so beatiful." ... why can't I be that girl?

  17. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:52am UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you.
    If you have taken a minute to read this...
    God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor.
    If you believe in God…
    drop everything and re-post it.
    I just did!

  18. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    BOYFRIEND/ CUDDLE SEASON !♥♥

  19. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    I've learned that I have to move on with my life . If you don't care about me, then why the hell should I?

  20. sammy23 sammy23
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    Do you want to know why my problem is?
    I will tell you what my problem is ...
    I love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
    gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
    love the sound of your laugh, I love the way you get mad, I love the
    way I don't understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
    worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
    love how when you touch me I get weak,
    That's my problem

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