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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 12:27pm UTC

My depression is killing me

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 4:42pm UTC

I just don't understand
How you could talk to a person one minute like you're their best friend, and then ten minutes later act like you never saw them before in your life. I don't get how you can tell me that I'm one of your closest friends, and then walk away as soon as a more popular person comes to talk to you. I don't know why I always give people the help and attention they need, but as soon as I need that help returned they walk away. It just doesn't make sense because I'm always there for people, while they just walk away from me.

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Pretty Friend: I wish I was pretty
Skinny Friend: I wish I was skinny
Smart Friend: I wish I was smart
Athletic Friend: I wish I was athletic
Funny Friend: I wish I was funny
Me: *Cries in shower*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Do you ever just want to hug someone so tightly to the point where you
have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just want to take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 2:54am UTC

Sometimes I just want to slap
you hard and say
"HI, I EXIST!"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 9:13pm UTC

We used to be youandme
and then we were you-and-me
and then we were you and me
and then we were you…. and me?
and now there’s
you
and
then
there’s
me.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 10:42pm UTC

Mom: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder the entire time.*

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC

imagine a library filled with every book in the world,
none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. you get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. and when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 11:35am UTC

Did you ever think,
that he looks at you when you're not looking?
Did you ever think,
that he likes you but he's just too nervous to tell you?
Did you ever think,
that he doesn't text you because he wants you miss him?
Did you ever think,
that he talks about you all the time to his friends?
Did you ever think,
that he's just too shy to talk/ hang out with you?
Did you ever think,
that he loves you in a way he's not ready to deal with?
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC

i hate having crushes because it makes
me go from sassy independent beyonce to annoying clingy taylor swift in approximately two situations of direct eye contact.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC

If Channing Tatum did a kissing booth,
we could end world hunger

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Normal people with their crush
Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:33pm UTC

You’ll never know pain until
you look into the eyes of someone you love, and they look away.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Just because I don't have an eating disorder,
doesn't mean I don't mentally cringe every time I eat,
and that I don't try and limit how much I eat. It
also doesn't mean I don't stare in the mirror, disgusted
by what I see.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 8:05pm UTC

True Fact:
Girls in cheerleading are
alot stronger than boys who
play football

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 3:30pm UTC

I want to go some place new.
I’m tired of living in the same place
and walking around the same places.
I want to meet new people.
I want to experience a new life.
The feeling of starting fresh could be adventurous
and somewhat exciting.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 11:17pm UTC

a few important things:
- most human beings do not naturally have a thigh gap
- a thigh gap is not an indication of weight
- thigh gaps are not dependant on weight, they are dependant on how wide your hips are
- ribs and hipbones aren't meant to be very visible in a female human being who is a healthy weight
- collarbones are not meant to jut out heaps
- it's normal to have rolls on your stomach when you sit down or bend over
- it is normal to have a stomach that curves out a little bit
- most girls have stretch marks somewhere on their bodies; it comes with growing up and growing out
- stretch marks are not a sign of being fat, they are a sign of growing
- BMI charts are not accurate at all
-six-pack abs are not necessary to be healthy, be fit, or look good
- eating whenever you are hungry is perfectly fine
- the majority of girls have one breast bigger than the other (same goes for foot and hand sizes)
- the best way to get a bikini body: put your body in a bikini
- it is okay not to show off your body but it is also okay to show off your body as long as you're not mean to others about their bodies
- your body is yours to do with what you want

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