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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Me, my mom, and sister: *Walking down the street, and stops at an intersection*
Strange woman on the street: Hey, you gotta cell phone?
Mom: Um, no.
Woman: You wanna get knocked out real fast?
Mom: *In the most uninterested voice ever* No, not really.
Woman: You know where I can find a cell phone charger?
Mom: I'm not from around here.
*Crossing sign says walk*
Mom: *Waves* Bye!
The hilarious story of how a woman tried to rob us in Atlanta

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Aurora876
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:50pm UTC

I'm taking it I'm too boring for you,
You'd rather play video games than be cute with me

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I just realized they call a show’s first episode its pilot
because it’s the first thing that puts them on air.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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olives
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Don't waste time looking back at
memories that hurt you...

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 12:32pm UTC

“
Perhaps our eye's need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see with a clearer vision once in a while.
— Alex Tan

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yournotcool
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 12:43am UTC

Imagine the "Ghetto Puff Girls"
Weaves, earrings and everything ratchet.
Combined with Chemical T.
T for twerking.

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*toxic waste*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 5:13am UTC

Me: Can I have your babies?
Josh Hutcherson:...What?
Me: Can I have your autograph?
Josh Hutcherson: Oh, I thought you said something else
Me: What'd you think I said?
Josh Hutcherson: Can I have your babies.
Me: Hell yeah lets get to it.

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Smile Hope *
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 7:50am UTC

Periods are ridiculous. Females shouldn`t be punished for not being pregnant.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Alice: How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.
-Alice in Wonderland

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imverypretty
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wish #01
i were attractive. I hate everything about my appearance.
Please don't remove this!

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Maddi Motionless*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:57pm UTC

"Lie to me again." She whispered
"I love you."He said

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1Dstar
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:14pm UTC

"The Fault isn't in Our Stars,The Fault is In Our Selves..."

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xxloveyabooxx
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

its ok.
ill find a guy
who would of never even
think of treating me the way you did.

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Yall need jesus*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 2:46pm UTC

"WE WANTS EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ...HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME, I'M A GIRL!"

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glitter162*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Okay, so a few days ago, I walked into a nearby library,
and in the computer section I saw a sign that said:
"Every time you make a mistake, the errorists win".

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Me: I like that.
Me: *Looks at pricetag*
Me: I don't like that anymore.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 12:23pm UTC

de-cem-ber
/di'sember/
A month of joy, happiness,
and to finish what you started.
Pewdiepie

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 6:58pm UTC

And that feeling you
get in the back of your
throat as you try not
to cry,
I live for it.
(mfr)
.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 7:05pm UTC

WE'RE ADDICTED
TO THE SONG
LYRICS THAT
SPILL OUT OUR
HEART'S FOR US.

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