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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
If you girls don't want to see his picture, DON'T GO ON HIS PAGE. Grow up, really.
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
fakityfakefake, fakefake.
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
I love you.
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
But it suuucks baaaalls :/
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
Thia was my rejection letter! Super long with big words!


Sammie,
Despite my lingering feelings for my buddy, *********, I am not interested in that type of relationship with anyone at this point in my life. I haven't even "dated" someone in two years - and the reasoning for that remains the same and probably will for a long time. I am not a broken person that "needs to be healed". I am a strong person that many people wouldn't be able to understand at a deeper level. At a soul level. Do not take this with any offense or bitterness, for I am only speaking of the truth at heart.
-****

The stars are another persons name and hers.
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
nickname :P
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
She's a ho, and I'm a radioactive cyborg zombie xD
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
:3 Okay ahaha. ^-^ BLAH I'm nervous, what if she says no o:?
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
but hooow manannnynnyy sstutuffeeddd aannnaiamaalsllslss!
lol woah. intense finger seizure.
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
Ah, sorry, I type alot - Ima do the first one I said down there I believe, but if I do, do I put a stuffed animal at the beginning + end or with each one (little ones, of course) and should I do the clues poetically and junk? ahhh
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
Awh MarayMarayMaray, I love you toooooo!
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOODNESS. So, there is a dance on the 18th and I want to ask her. I want to do it in a cute way, but not sure now. These are my ideas so faarr;
-Leave an envelope on her desk and it'll have like a W on it or something, and a clue inside it that tells where the next one is, and and have it spell 'will you go to the dance with me?' or just 'dance?' and at the end a teddy bear with a rose or something.
-Have her teacher pass out a 'pop quiz' and have the other students say that it's a joke and to sit still and be quiet, and hers will be a bit hard and at the end say "This won't count if you go to the dance with me?" :3
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
Well on the note of the girlll~
No, I'm not even sure if she has a phone, but we talk on facebook a lots. her name is amie (it's actually amber, she hasn't told me why she goes by amie) and she comments on my profile bunches so go check that out! She commented on my profile picture saying that I am cute, and today she stopped to tell me that I have pretty eyes c: I'm happy. And I cut, a lot, the other day. First time in YEARS, literally. It was bad, too. But I'm betterish now. I havn't been completely starving myself, but so far today I ate less than 500 caories. I probably will only have a salad for dinner.
I also want to be a hula hoop dancer, it looks like so much fun - I think if I can get hold of a hulahoop ima try it!
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
I met a girl a few days ago. she's a junior. i barely know her, but when i see her; my heart speeds up a lot. she's tall and beautiful and also a vegetarian. i just have been feeling so bad about myself, and i don't see any reason why she would like me so i don't think i have a chance - she knows i'm a lesbian and she is too so that's good i suppose. i've been having nonstop breakdowns the last two weeks or so. i don't want to get out of bed in the morning and i want to sleep all of the time. i tried to starve myself but after skipping just a couple meals i passed out at school so i can't do that. i've been doing over 200 situps everyday, which isn't normal for me. i didn't yesterday or the day before so i feel terrible. i feel so fat. i don't know what to do.. i'm so lonely elizabeth. i feel like i have no one. i want to die.
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
Yesterday, at the game- you said you tried to talk to me on witty but I didn't answer, well. Yes I did. You lying baby prositute, you.
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
Okay, everyone:
Let me tell you something about Miranda Brady. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Miranda was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Miranda, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
hey. i need to talk to you about something. a huge realization i made about myself. it changed my outlook on everything, and now it makes so much sense. when you can, text me, or comment on my profile or whatever. please.
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
so i just totally went through and faved a bunch of your quotes like the amazing person i am:D. dude. i asked my mom if i could go to the movies with dylan. JUST him. no friends. she said MAYBE :D but im nervous o:
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
kendall.!♥
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sammienoelle · 1 decade ago
after my birthday, i'm getting a fohawk with whatever money i got from my birthday. i understand if you never wanna be seen with me again xD but i think it'll look awesome.
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