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Sam,
You are absolutly by far my best friend. you are so nice, funny, and caring and i could talk to you about anything. we made this together and i will never forget all of our amazing times together <3 i love you so much my little college buddy <3

sammersandmanders
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June 2, 2012 12:32pm UTC

And who else thinks that witty should have a category for
H A R R Y P O T T E R

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sammersandmanders
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October 5, 2011 6:53pm UTC

The Shinbone is a device used for finding furniture in a dark room.

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sammersandmanders
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September 28, 2011 7:23pm UTC

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
Oh Stewie... how i love you <3

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