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BravoSierra
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August 25, 2014 4:08pm UTC

Robin Williams isn't dead.
He's just waiting in the jungle for someone to roll a 5 or 8.

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phee
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 10:00am UTC

Don’t tell me
Don’t tell me: Trees are harmless when,
You almost cried at your first paper cut.
Don’t tell me: You love the rain when,
You always shield yourself with an umbrella.
Don’t tell me: a bird’s song is beautiful when,
You scare it off for waking you up in the morning.
Don’t tell me: you adore making snowmen when,
You always crave for sun when the snow falls.
Don’t tell me: You enjoy the sun’s warmth when,
You search for a shadow to sit under in summer.
Don’t tell me: there’s beauty in everything when,
You don’t even look.
Don’t tell me: you love me,
When you and I both know it’s a lie.
And don’t tell me: that you appreciate everything when,
You can’t even be bothered,
To read to the end of this poem.
-byphee

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phee
posted a quote
March 19, 2015 4:29pm UTC

Life is like:
drawing a picture
without an
eraser,
because once you've made a decision there's no going back...

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 1:54am UTC

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 4:53pm UTC

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

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seafoam*
posted a quote
March 1, 2015 2:38pm UTC

You hate yourself so much and you’re so confused that you’re not sure whether you should be mad at yourself or at the world that asks you to fit into it when it should be telling you to fit into yourself.

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gooddeeds
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 12:02pm UTC

you can fool the world but you can't fooL my heart..

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
March 17, 2015 9:22pm UTC

I know who I truly am
I truly do have a chance
Tomorrow I’ll switch the beat
To avoid yesterday’s dance

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phee
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 10:44am UTC

Oh but it’s not the love,
The love is beautiful.
Sometimes it makes you feel like a tiny grape,
Crushed simply by their forefinger and baby thumb,
Your fate exposed and lying helplessly in the power of
This human.
Whom you could raise to the sky and still not achieve the gratification they deserve,
Oh it’s not the love.
It’s a fact.
Their thoughts don’t waver on you throughout the day,
Praying for your happiness, like you for them.
It’s the difference.
That when you pass them by and smile or say ‘hi’,
They won’t grin about it for hours after.
They may not grin about it at all.
And that fact drives a giant punched hole,
Through the centre of your heart.
You hope,
This person will fill up the hole.
But this hope turns to longing,
And this longing turns to aching.
And this aching causes something greater,
Expanding with time.
Until it makes you want to fold away your entire being,
Your entity.
The fact is...
It hurts.
-byphee

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phee
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 10:34am UTC

That picture was so
bad,
It's going to have to be
deleted...
from the deleted
album.
byphee

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Apparently "bae" means "before anyone else".
I always thought it was the ghetto way to spell "babe".

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 2:06pm UTC

People who bite into their ice cream
scare the shít out of me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 2:10pm UTC

I literally have no idea what I'll do
if I don't end up rich.

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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halfwayoutthedoor
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 5:41pm UTC

Gx-7i>3(3x-7u)
Gx-7i>Gx-21u
-7i>-21u
7i<21i
i♥u
nmf

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mynamemypass
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 11:23am UTC

5 Rules To Remember In Life
1.Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes then on a bicycle..
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the b@stard's name..
3.Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again..
4.Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them..
5.Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk..

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 11:48pm UTC

Revenge on my cheating ex.
Alright, well, here's the story.
He dated 3 girls plus me at once.
One from his school. His best friends cousin. This girl I hate. and me.
Okay.
He kissed 3 of us.
After he kissed us, he acted weird.
Like he didn't want us.
He would be a huge assshole to us.
And makes us feel crappy.
Then, he would make us feel great.
We realized that he played us all.
Since the guy dated us all in the same month.
& he kisssed the 3 girls 2 days apart.
our revenge is this;
Wednesday, he'll be there with his girlfriend.
& the girl he flirts w/.
We are going to call him out on stage.
W/ his girfriend(s)
then were gonna tell everyone there.
That he is a rude jerk.
This player is going to play OUR game.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 8:17pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When you realize that Rebecca Black's song 'Friday' came out on a Thursday....
©Format created by JustAnotherWittyGuy

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 6:06pm UTC

If you don't miss FramingMatthew,
You don't miss 'the old Witty'

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