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sam123

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Member Since: 8 Aug 2009 04:46pm

Last Seen: 6 Oct 2011 08:49pm

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  1. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    it's amazing how just three apples have changed everyone's lives
    the one that tempted Eve,
    the one that fell on Einstein's head,
    and the one given to us, half eaten, by Steve Jobs.

  2. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:45am UTC
    && im sitting here,
    with no makeup on.
    cause i know as soon as i put some on,
    ill just start crying again.</3

  3. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    when i get a box of tic-tacs.....
    .~*I'm like a drug addict takin a vacation in Detroit*~.

  4. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    ladies: there is hope!
    not all guys are douche bags.
    i met this guy;
    he does not own an xbox.
    he gets straight As.
    he has an amazing 8 pack(:
    cutest face in the world.
    treats me like im an angel.
    EVEN BETTER: he has a purity ring.
    .~*~.~*hes all i could ever ask for. just remember, there are good guys out there<3(:

  5. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    ladies: there is hope!
    not all guys are douche bags.
    i met this guy;
    he does not own an xbox.
    he gets straight As.
    he has an amazing 8 pack(:
    cutest face in the world.
    treats me like im an angel.
    EVEN BETTER: he has a purity ring.
    .~*~.~*hes all i could ever ask for. just remember, there are good guys out there<3(:

  6. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 5:35pm UTC
    and he doesn't know.......
    his friends tell me EVERYTHING he says about me ;*

  7. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    and if perfection is what you're looking for...
    don't change a thing<3

  8. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 12:46pm UTC
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    just wanted to save :)

  9. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 12:41pm UTC
    did you ever think,
    maybe he's just shy?
    st ss ~~~~

  10. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 12:22am UTC
    I've always wanted a guy to throw pebbles at my window
    <3

  11. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 12:00am UTC
    &* yes; i am wearing mis-matched, overly bright, warm, fuzzy socks underneath my sneakers.

  12. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 11:13pm UTC
    &* i really hope im not the only one who wears flipflops in the middle of winter
    <3

  13. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 10:58pm UTC
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  14. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    guess what
    *//my hair was perfect today//*
    *//i was wearin my favorite shirt//*
    *//my skin was blemish free//*
    *//i looked stunning today//*
    guess what
    he decided not go to school today.
    seriously dude. worst timing ever.

  15. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 8:04pm UTC
    so i was chillen with my friend and we went swimming,
    we got outta the pool and l.i.t.e.r.a.l.l.y. threw our hair in ponytails, put on a t-shirt and shorts, and went for a walk.
    then... HE texted me<3
    'hey, where r u?'
    'walkin around my sub with ________, y?'
    'i miss u, meet me at the park?'
    'yea :)'
    'okay, see u soon :)'
    omg! what am i gnna do?! i look like sh*t! my hair is a mess and i dont even have any makeup on
    ............ohh well...........
    so we met up at the park, he gave me a hug, then kissed me<3
    after he had to go, but he texted me,
    'im so happy i got to see u :)'
    'what do u mean?!... i looked horrible today...........'
    'well, i thought u looked b.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l<3'

  16. sam123 sam123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 7:28pm UTC
    i was talking to my best friend one night, and he asked, 'if you could change one thing about you, what would you change?' i told him that i would want blue eyes
    he said,
    '.....but you have blue eyes.....'
    i told him he was insane, my eyes are brown.
    he told me that brown is a mixture of every color in the rainbow, so to him, my eyes are purple, and green, red, and blue, and all the other colors. he said my eyes are what brings the color to his day, and every time he sees me he just cant. help. but s*m*i*l*e :). he told me that my eyes are the prettiest rainbow he's ever seen.
    {(*now we're dating*)}

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