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February 5, 2013 6:03pm UTC

"Did you know your heart is the size of your fist?" The little girl's eyes widened. "Jesus must have a really big fist," she said in awe, and her mother smiled. Because then she fully knew, her daughter was a blessing from God.

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February 5, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Everything happens for a reason.

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February 5, 2013 4:26pm UTC

When your friend's absent and you look like a loner sitting all by yourself... and of course your crush has to come into your class that day._.

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February 4, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Find a penny
Pick it up
All day long
You'll have good luck!

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February 3, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Most kids played Capture the Flag. My friends and I used our baby dolls and called it Kidnap the Baby.

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February 3, 2013 3:18pm UTC

When I log on to Witty and there's an ad for an addiction treatment center.

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February 2, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Today at church, the Priest asked the parents,"How many of your kids complain about school being too hard for them?" The two Asians in front of me looked at each other and laughed.

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February 2, 2013 11:34am UTC

When I'm in my room on my computer during the summer, I try to sit in the spot where sunlight is coming in from my window so that I can get a tan.

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sacarter
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February 1, 2013 5:11pm UTC

What if Mona Lisa did the duck face?

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February 1, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I have trust in you from the minute you walk into my life, but keep in mind that all it takes is a minute for you to lose it.

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January 31, 2013 9:06pm UTC

When there's a sudden burst of light through the window... And God said, "Let there be light!"

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January 31, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

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January 30, 2013 9:41pm UTC

so my dad forgot to pay the power bill and we have no hot water...
Dad: I'll go to WalMart and buy a camp shower!
Mom: what in the world is a camp shower?!
Dad: It's a specialized bucket with holes in the bottom. You fill it up with boiled water and hang it from a tree branch! It works just like a shower!
Me: bursts out laughing
Who comes up with this stuff?!

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sacarter
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January 30, 2013 8:15pm UTC

bakes me cookies+ plays me songs on his guitar+ pushes me up against a wall to kiss me+ writes me love letters+ hugs me around the waist+ whispers "I love you" in my ear= perfect boy.
too bad he doesn't exist

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sacarter
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January 30, 2013 5:05pm UTC

There's only
1 Way
2 Say
3 Words
4 You
I love you.

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January 30, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I wish that he would leave roses on my doorstep.
♦

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January 29, 2013 10:33pm UTC

It hurts when the girl pretending to be your friend ditches you the minute someone "better" walks into the room.

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January 28, 2013 5:37pm UTC

And if you feel lost,
If you feel lost, then sing along.
And if you feel tired,
If you feel tired, then sing along.
If you feel lost and tired,
This is your song.

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January 27, 2013 11:38am UTC

Honey, you need to buy some makeup remover and apply it to your attitude. And while you're at it, get some nail polish remover and wipe that smirk off your face.

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January 26, 2013 11:03pm UTC

My friend and I took a walk today, and these two boys rode past us on motor scooters... Back in my day, you had to PUSH the darn thing.

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