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  1. darastarring* darastarring*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    I want to actually meet a fellow Wittian, one I don't already know in person.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:34am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. taylorcameron taylorcameron
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Guy: I like you(:
    Me: Awh, thanks :)
    Guy: Do you like me?
    Me: Sorry, I have a boyfriend..
    Guy: So what? You can cheat ;)
    Me: No, I can't. I'm with that person because I love them. Why would I throw all of that away for someone else? You may think that's okay, but no, it's not.Do you not have a heart? Would you actually hurt someone like that?
    Am I the only one who still has respect for people I love?

  4. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Solve this riddle for me.
    1. What's the first name of the guy on fresh prince of Bell Air?
    2. What is the letter after T?
    3. What is the opposite of stop?
    4. Three strikes and you're?
    5. To find the area of a rectangle use length times?
    6. Do re ... fa sol la ti do?
    Will
    u
    go
    out
    width
    mi
    Of course I will!
    nmq

  5. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Patrick: Spongebob! My face is leaking
    Spongebob: No it's no Patrick, You're just sweating from all the exercise you're doing.
    Patrick: Woah woah woah. Exercise? I did not sign up for this
    And this is why I love Patrick

  6. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I asked my girlfriend for a newspaper
    She told me not to be silly and gave me her iPad
    The spider didn't see it coming
    tumblr

  7. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    I'm a teenage girl.
    My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny.
    And that's a problem because I like Johnny.
    Now I'm emotionally compromised.
    I'm all OMG Becky's not even hot!

  8. m00stach3 m00stach3
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Your Single ?
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    Me Too.

  9. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    I'M TEAM JACOB, WHY?
    because i know what it's like to love somebody who doesn't love you back.

  10. iamManny iamManny
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    My brain is like the Bermuda
    Triangle
    Information goes in then never to be seen again

  11. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    If a guy wants to date a guy, who are you to stop him?
    and if a girl wants to date a girl, who are you to stop them?
    People can date whoever the hell they want.

  12. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediantly didnt want the seat. The seat was next to a black man.
    Disgusted, the woman immediantly summoned the flight attendant and ordered for a new seat. The woman said "i cannot sit next to this black man" After checking the flight attendant came back and stated "Ma'am I'am sorry but there are no seats, we can check first class, and then ask the captain if you may transfer" About 10 minutes passed and the flight attendant returned and stated "There is one seat in first class. its is our company policy to never move someone from the class to first class but seeing that a customer is uncomfortable and it would be a scandal to force soemoen to sit next to such an UNPLEASANT person the captain ahs agreed to let the switch happen." Before the woman could say anything the attendent gestured to the black man and said "Therefore sir, if you could so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class because the captain thinks you shouldnt have to sit next to such an unpleasant person" Passangers around them began to applaud as some even gave a standing ovation.

  13. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    leaning when the bowling ball
    goes the wrong way.
    nmf/nmq
    twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

  14. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Dad: why are your eyes red?
    Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
    Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

  15. luceclark luceclark
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    *Seeing a hot guy*
    Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
    Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
    Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
    Hot Guy - *Turns Around*
    Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
    Me -
    Best Friend - Told you I got this
    This is why I love my best friend

  16. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    me: why are those guys staring at me?
    me:is there something on my face?
    me:is there something on my shirt?
    me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
    me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
    friend:maybe they think you're cute.
    me:are you stupid or something?
    tumblr.

  17. GrabSomeoneSexyTellEmHey GrabSomeoneSexyTellEmHey
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    I've changed so much this summer.
    I've started cutting again, smoking pot, drinking... a lot, and partying.
    But somehow I'm happier than I was last year, and I don't know why.
    I just really need to vent right now.

  18. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Who elese
    Wants to see Socko appear on ICarly?

  19. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    credittoforgeterr
    Imagine your teacher as
    Stop complaining about Witty.
    Yeah, most of you probably wouldn't see this. But I just have to let this out. Stop complaining about the stupid fights, how Witty changed, and all that. How do you think Steve feels when he sees complaining about his website? I am sick of seeing quotes of people complaining. Steve probably does too. I understand why you all would complain, but have you all ever realize that one day Steve might get sick of all of the complaining and just shut down Witty? Just be thankful to Steve, please. I love you Steve. ♥
    I been on Witty since 2010 but didn't create an account until 2011. Wanna hate on me? Come at me bro.

  20. MissSopralto MissSopralto
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    credittoforgeterr
    Imagine your teacher as
    Has anyone else noticed,
    That people in cartoons wear the exact
    same outfit every day of their lives?
    nmf

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