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  1. katesmiles katesmiles
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.
    posted by: emma21
    Who else saw this...and attempted to bite their finger off?

  2. hboo14 hboo14
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    That FML moment when...
    you go to the bathroom and theres no toilet paper left and you dont no what to do

  3. its_okay_not_to_be_okay its_okay_not_to_be_okay
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.


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  5. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 6:26pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    EAT WHATEVER
    YOU WANT.

  6. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    I'm female.
    Fe=Iron Male=Man
    Therefore I am Iron Man ♥

  7. jessica_bieber69 jessica_bieber69
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
    " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
    i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
    nmf nmq

  8. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    Ending a Facebook conversation
    by liking the last comment.


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  10. caitlinr424 caitlinr424
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    The Kool Aid Man
    Comes crashin through your wall
    and your sippin' on a
    Capri Sun

  11. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Let's flip a coin;;
    heads you're mine, tails i'm yours. ♥

  12. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Smile.
    It looks good on you.♥

  13. ssarahbearr131 ssarahbearr131
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Brandoncyrus;
    News Flash
    This website is called WittyPROfiles
    Not WittyPORNfiles.(;

  14. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:21am UTC
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  16. weezybaaby8 weezybaaby8
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:48am UTC
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  17. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:21am UTC
    Hide and seek champs:
    1. Waldo
    2. Osama Bin Laden
    3. My phone on silent

    Format: edwardscissorhands ; NMQ

  18. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:25am UTC
    It's funny when people see me at the super market and they ask me,
    "Hey, what are you doing here?"
    And I'm just like
    "Oh you know, hunting elephants."


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  20. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:12am UTC
    Chemistry jokes are sodium funny ;)
    [fav] if you get it

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