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royalclaymaker
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February 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Do you have those moments when you are doing something that stresses you out just a little bit but you just break down in the middle of it?
Like you just can't contain your feelings anymore and you just full out sob?
You tell yourself that this is one of the things you aren't good enough and the feeling of greif just rushes back into your mind?
Me too...

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royalclaymaker
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February 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Why does my life have to be so.... bad?

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royalclaymaker
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February 17, 2013 4:05pm UTC

"If I had a gun, with two bullets,
and I was in a room with HitIer, Bin Lad.en, and Toby,
I would shoot Toby twice!"
~Micheal Scott
(The Office)

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royalclaymaker
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February 12, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Boy: *opens door for girl*
Girl: I have a boyfriend you know!
Boy: I'm just opening a door....
Girl: No, you're flirting with me! I have a boyfriend!
Boy: Fine, I won't hold the door.
Boy: *lets go of door and the door hits girl*

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royalclaymaker
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February 3, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Each year an average of 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens.

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royalclaymaker
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February 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC

*At a store where they have free samples*
Weird Dude: *strokes the meat cooker*
Weird Dude: Yes, patty, you are a good cooker.
Werid Dude: Everyone likes your meat.
Weird Dude: *kisses meat cooker and burns lips*
Werid Dude: BAD PATTY!
Me: 0_o Dafuq?

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royalclaymaker
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January 12, 2013 10:56pm UTC

Hermit:
A person that never leaves their room, never exercises, and is always on their electronic devices...
Ladies and Gentlemen............. I am a Hermit.

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royalclaymaker
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January 12, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Guys...
I would like you to know that homework will be the death of me…..

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royalclaymaker
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December 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Hold your mouse over the "Witty" sign. I dare you.

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royalclaymaker
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December 17, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Do you want to stay up later? Maybe to finish homework or just .... you know.... uh.... like.... Oh, wait, you're a Wittian, you know what mean! 1) Splash very cold water on your face 2) Press an ice cube to your forehead and hold for 30 seconds 3) [optional] Pour about a splash of lemon and salt into water and drink it.... You will now be awake!!

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royalclaymaker
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December 17, 2012 7:17am UTC

We all have the right the "bear arms". It is an amendment in the Constitution. We cannot get rid of guns.
But we can make it harder to get guns and make it harder to bring guns in public places.

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December 16, 2012 8:30pm UTC

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royalclaymaker
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December 16, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Times Spent Together
So, I'm writing a new 1D fanfiction and I need a name for the main character. So, if you want me to use your name or other, please comment. The best name will be put in the story which will be posted tonight at around 9:00 or tomorrow. So please help me out and comment. So, yeah.
Author's Comment: Be sure to comment!
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December 15, 2012 9:47pm UTC

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royalclaymaker
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December 14, 2012 11:16pm UTC

IMAGINE
I really want you to picture this....
~no first kiss
~no first job
~no first love
~no first soulmate
~no first boyfriend
~no "the big 1-0" birthday
~not acheiving their dreams
~ruined futures
~knowing you are next....
Imagine being one of those poor kids in that room. Imagine the scared faces, imagine seeing your fellow friends die right before your eyes.
Just Imagine....
Everyone, fly your flags halfway in honor of those lost today.
Also, you know that moment of silence during school that you usually talk through. I want you to really be silent and pray during that time.
*Imagine*
*Mourn*
*Pray*
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royalclaymaker
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December 14, 2012 7:55pm UTC

*le me derping on Witty*
When I see.....
A new version of Witty Profiles is
coming out next week!
The new version is simpler, looks great
on mobile, and has some exciting new
features. Learn more at the
Witty Profiles Facebook Page
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What?!

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royalclaymaker
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December 9, 2012 9:50pm UTC

whenever I see a quote with the word "me", I just think of "me" as a made-up character. Like someone we all just imagined one day.
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royalclaymaker
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December 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC

So in ELA, my teacher was talking to us about homework....
Teacher: So kids remember to do your homework.
Teacher: I don't want to have to mad at you guys
Student: Okay, I'll 'forget' my homework tommorrow!
Teacher: Then, I'll whoop you gangman style!
Students: O_o
Teacher: ...
Students: O_o
Teacher: That's right, I'm in the right generation of songs!
If only she new what it really means....
true story

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royalclaymaker
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November 30, 2012 5:05pm UTC

LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG
~One Direction

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royalclaymaker
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November 28, 2012 5:46pm UTC

The mayan calendar
didn't include leap years
so technically, the world ended 11 months ago...
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I survived 2012!!

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