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  1. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    What every kiss means kiss on the stomach; i'm ready. kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever. kiss on the ear; your my everything. kiss on the cheek; we're friends. kiss on the hand; i adore you. kiss on the neck; we belong together. kiss on the shoulder; i want you. kiss on the lips; i like you. What the gesture means... holding hands; We definitely like each other. slap on the butt; that's mine. holding on tight; i don't want to let go. looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you. playing with hair; tell me you love me. arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go. laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you. Advice; don't ask for a kiss, take one. if you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in love. Requirements; post this again after reading or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are missing will surprise you

  2. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 5:48pm UTC
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  3. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Rules For Flirting(:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and re-post this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize

  4. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    I have screwed up 87% of my teenage life...
    [ x ] Kissed someone before dating
    [ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [ x ] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ x ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [ x ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [ x ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [ x ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [ x ] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ x ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 8
    [ x ] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [ x ] Text people during class
    [ x ] Passed notes
    [ x ] Threw stuff across the room
    [ x ] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 13
    [ x ] Took pictures during school hours
    [ x ] Called someone during school hours
    [ x ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 16
    [ x ] Threw something at the teacher
    [ x ] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [ x ] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class
    [ x ] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 20
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ x ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [ x ] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [ x ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 23
    [ x ] Faked your parents signature
    [ x ] Slept in class
    [ x ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [ x ] Copied homework
    [ x ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [ x ] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 29
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up ___ of my teenage life."

  5. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    -When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    -When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    -When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand
    -When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    -When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    -When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    -When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply.
    -When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    -When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    -When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    -When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    -When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    -When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    -When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    -When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    -When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    -When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it.
    -When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    -When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
    - When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    -When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    -When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    -When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you ;
    text you ;
    kiss you ;
    or just surprise you (;

  6. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 9:15pm UTC
    What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers:
    PILLOWFIGHT !!
    What Girls Actually
    Do At Sleepovers:
    Dude, I'm Hungry Let's Eat.

  7. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    Boy: Make a C w/ your right hand.
    Girl: Okaay. -makes a C-
    Boy: -smiles and makes a C w/ his hand, placing it next to hers-
    Girl: A heart ?
    Boy: No. My stomach. & it's empty, make me a sandwich.

  8. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 7:14pm UTC
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  9. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 8:04pm UTC
    Flaunt What You've Got;
    Not What You're Faking. ♥

  10. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 9:09pm UTC
    ______________________________________
    In The End It's Not Going To Matter How Many Breaths You Took, But How Many Moments Took Your Breath Away ♥
    ______________________________________

  11. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 9:03pm UTC
    i've screwed up 84% of my teenage life
    [ x ] Kissed someone before dating
    [ x ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [ x ]Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [ x ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [ x ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [ x ] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 7
    [ x ] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [ x ] Text people during class
    [ x ] Passed notes
    [ x ] Threw stuff across the room
    [ x ] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far:12
    [ x ] Took pictures during school hours
    [ x ] Called someone during school hours
    [ x ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 15
    [ x ] Threw something at the teacher
    [ x ] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [ x ] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [ x ] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 19
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ x ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [ x ] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [ x ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 22
    [ x ] Faked your parents signature
    [ x ] Slept in class
    [ x ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [ x ] Copied homework
    [ x ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [ x ] Thrown food in the lunch room
    total: 28
    multiply the number by 3 and you'll get how much you screwed up your teenage life!

  12. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 9:37pm UTC
    ♥A Perfect Boyfriend
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    •kiss her in front of your friends
    •tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldn't matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk:)

  13. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 9:25pm UTC
    "My Crush"
    Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject
    "My Crush"
    And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush...

  14. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    &In The End Everyone Turns Out To Be
    The Person They Swore They'd Never Become'

  15. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    &Everybody Laughed
    When I Said Sharkboy
    Was Hot<3

  16. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 7:41pm UTC
    Play Dirty
    <3
    Stay Pretty.

  17. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    Dear Tooth Fairy,
    Thank You For Teaching Me To Sell My Body For Money.
    Sincerely, Little Girls Around The World.

  18. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 10:05pm UTC
    God Made Mud,
    God Made Dirt,
    God Made Boys So Girls Could Flirt.
    ♥♥♥

  19. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    You Know That
    Thing Your Boyfriend Does That You Like ?
    yeah, i taught him that..
    karma sucks , huh ?

  20. rotflolol rotflolol
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 9:40pm UTC
    Broken ,Bruised ,Forgotten ,Sore,
    Too Fcked Up To Care Anymore.</3

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