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  1. xthatsnotmynamex xthatsnotmynamex
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 9:51pm UTC
    symptoms of heartbreak:
    depression ; feeling worthless ; frequent ice cream cravings ; fatigue ; mood swings ;
    random flashbacks ; sadness ; loss of interest in things you love to do ; wet pillows ;
    running mascara ; red eyes ; chocolate cravings ; long, restless nights ; reaccouring dreams ;
    newly added quotes on witty ; emergency sleepovers ; listening to sad songs over and
    over again ; crying ; anger ; && undescribable pain.
    - if any of these symptoms above accour, please contact your best friend immediately. -

  2. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 6:26pm UTC
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  3. heelsoverhead heelsoverhead
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 8:44pm UTC
    *Without [GOD], our week would be:
    .Sinday.
    .Mournday.
    .Tearsday.
    .Wasteday.
    .Thirstday.
    .Fightday.
    .Shatterday.
    [<3] If you love God

  4. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  5. Jawjaaah Jawjaaah
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 5:51am UTC
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  6. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  7. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Audrey_oxoxo_x3 Audrey_oxoxo_x3
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2009 11:43pm UTC
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  10. socceraudrey socceraudrey
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    Letters start with
    abc
    Numbers start with
    123
    Music starts with
    DoReMi
    And love starts with
    you&me

  11. kiamcphia kiamcphia
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 8:42pm UTC
    HE NOW SAYS:
    I LOVE YOU
    VERY MUCH.
    total credit to me [:

  12. meganspoppin meganspoppin
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    &&i hate it when;
    People text me at midnight
    and ask "what's up?"
    "Oh I was just getting ready to go to the mall with some friends."
    [what do you think?!]
    ...i'm trying to sleep!

  13. ErinBear22 ErinBear22
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    boys are like farmers.
    they pick up a hoe,
    (_.·´¯`·×» and start workin.

  14. ilyxkelsey ilyxkelsey
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 3:32pm UTC
    Nine_Eleven*
    At least 2,985 people died in the September 11, 2001,
    including 19 terrorists and 2,966 victims.
    All but 13 people died that day.
    1,609 lost a partner.
    More than 3,051 lost parents.
    You Are All In Our Hearts Today.

  15. LucyChanDesu LucyChanDesu
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2009 5:14am UTC
    I CARVED YOUR NAME ON THE BULLET
    So they knew you were the last thing going through my mind.

  16. haleyyx11 haleyyx11
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2009 6:02pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. laynaaax3 laynaaax3
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2009 5:58pm UTC
    Kindergarden *
    you stole my crayons x_
    Elementary School *
    you stole my {{ boooks }} : : `
    & Middle School *
    \
    \
    \
    \
    \
    \
    \
    You Stole My Heart.
    minee<3 someone might have something like this,
    if you do credit you. [:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. smiless smiless
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 8:27pm UTC
    im bangin`
    y o u ' r e b a n g i n ` ;;
    let's©hug

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