me: I love you,please don't leave me now!
Bf: I'm sorry,it's not working.
me: Oh *cries*.
me: So when we hanging out?
bff: Sorry,but I have a new best friend.
me: Oh *cries*.
me: You make me feel better,puppy.
dog: Freak.I'm going to pee on your bed now.
me: Oh *cries*.
me: I need advice.
parents: o_O.
me: Oh *cries*.
me: I love you nutella,your always here for me.
nutella: Eat me,eat me!
me: Oh,you cutie,of course. *smiles*