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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    What if that hot dog
    prefers to be called a beautiful dog?

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Girl's makeup then:
    Lipgloss, eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush, etc.
    Girl's makeup now:
    Photoshop

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:27am UTC
    Grandma: Take those pictures of me off your Facebook. People can use it to get into my bank account.

  4. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    238:
    the number of one direction pictures i have in my room.

  5. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    I need:
    [] Concert ticket.
    [] Boyfriend.
    [x] A concert ticket to see my boyfriend.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    me : *tells 4 month old baby to shut the f-ck up*

  7. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:46am UTC
    A couple weeks ago
    I was looking out my window,
    and saw three teenagers on my lawn.
    So naturally I ran out side in my bikini,
    and in the most attractive of old man voices
    I yelled the words
    "ROTTEN KIDSSSS"
    and shook my fist at them.

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    What if I bought a cactus and carried it
    around
    and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

  9. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    My sister is attempting
    the worm.
    The scary part?
    She is succeding.

  10. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Since I am adopted,
    if I get a boyfriend ,
    I could be dating my brother
    and not even realize it.

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    *On my deathbed*
    Nurse: Do you have any last words?
    Me: I………regret…being so…mean……and...heartless..
    *The light goes out of my eyes*
    *A small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
    *The paper says one word only*
    "Sike"

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:29am UTC
    My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch
    animal planet
    he might see his ex girlfriend on there.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    *In le classroom*
    Teacher: Lets go around the class and say a word to describe how we feel today!
    Teacher: Becca?
    Becca: Happy!
    Teacher: Justin?
    Justin: Lucky.
    Teacher: Victoria?
    Me: Homicidal
    Justin:
    Teacher:
    Becca:
    Pennywise the dancing clown:
    Jeff :
    Obama:
    Steve Martin:
    Bella Thorne:
    Stray cat:
    Teacher: Lets move on

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Click this quote.
    Start typing.
    have fun.

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    I just realized that we don't even know what
    dinosaurs sound like.
    They could've been speaking fluent german for all we know.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    me: I love you,please don't leave me now!
    Bf: I'm sorry,it's not working.
    me: Oh *cries*.
    me: So when we hanging out?
    bff: Sorry,but I have a new best friend.
    me: Oh *cries*.
    me: You make me feel better,puppy.
    dog: Freak.I'm going to pee on your bed now.
    me: Oh *cries*.
    me: I need advice.
    parents: o_O.
    me: Oh *cries*.
    me: I love you nutella,your always here for me.
    nutella: Eat me,eat me!
    me: Oh,you cutie,of course. *smiles*

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 10:40am UTC
    Whenever I listen to Marina & The Diamonds, I either want to curl up in a
    ball and eat ice cream while crying about my feelings or I want to put on my cutest dress and red lipstick and stab my enemies through the heart with my high heels. There is no inbetween.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market with
    little stalls that sell illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
    Family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
    Friends: omg you are sooo pretty!
    Boys: ewww get away from me

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