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roses123

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Member Since: 24 Oct 2011 10:32pm

Last Seen: 6 Mar 2012 02:17am

user id: 230858

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  1. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    Friend,
    Best Friend,
    Boy Friend.
    Most amazing relationships eventually end.
    That's what family is for.

  2. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Please stop texting me back with K's,
    I'M RARELY IN THE MOOD TO TALK ABOUT POTASSIUM.

  3. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Screw valentines day.
    I'm waiting for the discounted chocolate the next day❤

  4. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:53am UTC
    Girl I can remove 90% of your beauty with a wet kleenex.

  5. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:35am UTC
    Waiting for that day when
    MY GRADES AND BRA SIZES TRADE

  6. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:21am UTC
    Tooth fairy,
    thank you for teaching me that it is ok to sell my body for money.

  7. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:08am UTC
    WTHE FIRST JOCKSTRAP WAS USED IN 1874 AND THE FIRST HELMET WAS USED IN 1974.
    IT TOOK YOU 100 YEARS TO REALIZE THE BRAIN IS IMPORTANT TOO.

  8. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    IF YOUR GONNA BE TWO FACED,
    AT LEAST MAKE ONE OF THEM PRETTY.

  9. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS
    TO LET YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

  10. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:49pm UTC
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  11. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    I heard glee's 3-D effects are good,
    they pulls you right out of the closet.

  12. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:56am UTC
    those mini heart attacks
    I get when adds talk by themselves ♥

  13. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Is it just me thats starting to believe Waldo stole
    Harry Potters invisibility cloak?
    ♥•♥•♥

  14. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    Parents,Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow white lived with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a theif. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out to a party at night. Sincerely, its not our fault you raised us

  15. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Math, please grow up and learn to solve your own problems. I dont have time for the both of ours

  16. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    when teachers know when your texting,
    because you just smiled at your crotch.

  17. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 4:02pm UTC
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  18. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    The real problem with reality is,
    Theres no background music.

  19. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you go to grab somebody sexy
    and tell'em hey,
    but your hand hits the mirror.

  20. roses123 roses123
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Its funny,
    because
    she.believed.

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