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  1. cupcake_lover88 cupcake_lover88
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    Not that any of you would care... but my dad just died fighting for our country......

  2. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    How my friends dance:
    \(^.^)z \(^.^)/ (/^.^)/ \(^.^\) ~(^.^)~
    How I dance:
    (._.) ( ._) ( .) ( ) (. ) (_. ) (._.)
    Just spin my friends. Spin.

  3. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

  4. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Normal people: hi there gorgeous ;)
    Me: if a bear with chainsaws for arms ever attacked you, I hope it would leave your face alone because I think you're kinda cute.

  5. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Me in Chemistry:
    One particle of
    unobtainium has a nuclear reaction
    with the flux
    capacitator, carry the 'two,'
    changing the
    atomic isotoner
    into a radioactive
    spider.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 8:08am UTC
    A brief summary of each Disney princess:
    Snow White:
    -She's only 14 years old
    -She's searching for her true love
    -Seriously, though, she'd be, like, a freshman in high school
    -She lives with 7 men. Deal with it.
    -She pretty much trusts anyone
    -She gets random animals to do her chores
    -She doesn't believe in washing her fruit before she eats it
    Cinderella:
    -She's19 years old
    -She hangs out with mice
    -They make all her dresses
    -She's treated like a slave by her family
    -She has a BAMF fair godmother
    -She's the queen of "if the shoe fits"
    -Has anybody ever seen the sequels?
    -Seriously, am I the only one?
    Aurora:
    -Aouurrooouuurra
    -She's 16
    -She sleeps through the entire movie
    -Honestly, that's all I know
    -Trust me, her fate is a lot worse in the original story. Look it up!
    Ariel:
    -She is also 16 years old
    -She is a hoarder
    -Screw destiny, she's a rebel
    -How the heck did she have a kid?
    -Oh, did I mention that she's a mermaid?
    Belle:
    -She's 17 years old
    -She wants adventure in the great white somewhere
    -She loves books but lets a sheep take a bite out of one
    -Doesn't take attitude from anyone
    -She's just awesome, alright?
    Jasmine:
    -She's almost 16
    -Seriously, Jafar is trying to seduce a 15 year old. And Aladdin is 18, so if anything happens between them, there could be trouble
    -Sneaks out at night
    -She's considered Disney's first "ethnic" princess
    Pocahontas:
    -She's 18 years old
    -Seriously, this entire movie is WRONG on so many levels. It is really historically inaccurate
    -She doesn't even end up marrying John Smith
    -She has a pet raccoon
    -Her best friend is a tree
    -She also has a sequel
    Fa Mulan:
    -Is as swift as a coursing river
    -With all the force of a great typhoon
    -And all the rage of a raging fire
    -She's mysterious as the dark side of the moon
    -Seriously, she's a BAMF
    -She's also a cross-dresser
    -DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
    Tiana:
    -Not a lot of people know her
    -Her ethnicity has been met with mixed reviews
    -She turns into a frog
    -She's a works a lot
    -I want her food
    Merida:
    -If yeh had theh chance teh change yeh fate,woullllld yeh?
    Rapunzel:
    -She is eighteen
    -She has bad hair days
    -She's us
    -Seriously, guys
    -She. Is. Us.

  7. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    Face the facts. Every music artist in the
    world gets hate. Complaining about it
    isn't going to stop it. Nothing is. There
    will always be people who hate on your
    favorite band/celeb/singer/DJ etc.
    You just need to accept that.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Reasons to stand up:
    1. You need to get food.
    2. You need to go to the bathroom.
    3. You're the real slim shady

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Canada: Flavour
    Australia: Flavour
    UK: Flavour
    US: Flavor--
    UK: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
    UK: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A REBEL, YOUNG MAN? I WILL NOT STAND--
    UK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT THAT TEA DOWN

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    grandma:
    so do you have a boyfriend yet?
    me:
    not in this economy
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  11. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Does anyone NOT have an iPhone?


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health tips i need to keep, ignore it please unless you want this too ♥
    My grandma always told me to do one more, no matter how tired or bored you are. Always go one more.
    Want a flat tummy? Try eating more oatmeal, broccoli, peanut butter, berries, nuts and whole grains.
    Cut soda out of your diet once and for all. You'll see a major difference in your mood, teeth whiteness and weight.
    An awesome reason to exercise: It can help clear up your skin! People who work out regularly tend not to break out as much, as physical activity helps circulate nutrients and oxygen to your skin.
    New to running? Challenge yourself to jog for an entire song from your iPod next time you hit the track. Then walk for a song for a break. Easy!
    Need some quick cardio? Running up and down your stairs is awesome.
    Spice up your every-day run with intervals. Warm up for 5 minutes, and then do 10 sets of this combo: two minutes of a steady jog, one minute of a run/sprint. Do a 5 minute cool-down and ta-da! your new jazzed up workout.
    Finding it hard to keep up the motivation to exercise?Create a tip jar for yourself and add to it every time you workout. Set a goal so you can treat yourself for all your hard work! A self-defense class is a great way to de-stress, stay fit and keep safe at the same time! Look up local classes and recruit a friend or family member to join.
    People who write out exercise goals have a greater success rate, so put up healthy motivators on your mirror, computer and other places you’ll be sure to see them.
    Did you know that laughing actually burns calories?
    Make a point to work on your posture. Standing and sitting up straight is way better for your back and abs.
    Handy new fact: Tidying up your room can burn up to 130 calories per hour! (this makes me want to take everything out of my room, organize it, and put it back together. possible 4 hours, i hope?)
    Lying on the floor right after school and doing plank pose for 30 seconds is great way to tone those abs and give you a boost before homework.
    Turn your fitness routine into a game with a deck of cards.Assign a different target area, like legs, abs, arms and butt, to each suite. Shuffle and see what you'll flip over next.
    Try calf raises on the stairs to strengthen your gams. Let your heels hang off the edge and raise up on tip-toe, then lower back down. Aim for 30 reps! Try some wall pushups. Stand two feet from the wall, lean with your hands on the wall, slowly push yourself back until your arms are fully extended before returning to your original position. Start a 30-Day Challenge!Vow to pick an exercise routine and stick with it for a full 30 days. Trust us, you’ll love the emotional and physical results. Can’t do sit-ups without someone to hold your feet down? Find a piece of furniture you can slide your toes under to keep ‘em from poppin’ up. Then you can get better abs even when you’re solo. Commercials aren’t the only time to exercise during TV shows – try doing squats during the program. You’ll still be facing forward, and the show will distract you from the fact that you’re even exercising! We promise--working out just once makes you eager to do it again. Get started! Lifting weights isn't just for the boys! Grab a dumbbell and try some resistance work for a totally tough workout. Know yourself. If push-ups are the hardest for you, get them out of the way first. If you wait 'til your workout is almost over, you might skip them. We’re the first to admit it: home workouts can be tough to get into. Motivate yourself to get started by first just sitting on the floor and stretching. Then, warm up with a few easy crunches and push-ups. Soon, you’ll be pumped to start your routine. Next time you’re exercising, add an extra five minutes to your workout. You can do anything from adding five minutes to your jog to doing sit-ups and push-ups during those extra seconds. Increasing the length of your regular regime is a great way to keep your heart healthy and not get stuck in a workout rut. Whole grain vs. whole wheat? Whole grain is better for you because it doesn’t go through a refining process that strips it of nutritional goodies.
    Warm up by eating spicier foods, which are satisfying and can help stimulate digestion at the same time.
    Don’t avoid that sweet craving today. If you restrict yourself now, you might end up eating way too much at your next meal.
    Slow down while you eat.Studies have shown that eating slower helps you to avoid overeating and improves digestion.

  14. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 1:14am UTC
    Don't flirt with me i'll probably panic and kill you.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
    Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
    Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwar, a golden retriever, and two Puerto Rican children.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    ‘you have acute hepatitis’
    no you have a cute hepatitis *winks at doctor*

  17. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Meanwhile, at a school that isn't
    Hogwarts:
    Me: Is it time to go home yet?
    Teacher: You've been here for three minutes. Just wait.
    Me: I DID MY WAITING!
    Teacher: Oh, God, not again.
    Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
    Teacher: Every time.
    Me: IN AZKABAN!

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 10:53am UTC
    50 State Stereotypes
    Alabama: The state bird is the NASCAR
    Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here
    Arizona: Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out
    Arkansas: Great scenery, brilliant people...I'm sorry, I can't. We have Walmart?
    California: Gay Mexican boob job hippies who really want to direct
    Colorado: Snow! I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
    Connecticut: Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
    Deleware: Come, we've got low incororation fees. No seriously, please come.
    Florida: The furthur north you go, the more south it gets.
    Georgia: Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.
    Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy too.
    Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Gawd, we're cool.
    Illinois: Look, a non-corrupt politician for once. So far.
    Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better
    Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
    Kansas: White-breds making white breads
    Kentucky: Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925
    Louisiana: Thanks BP, as if we didn't have enough problems
    Maine: A wicked lot a'moose, eh?
    Maryland: Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around
    Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans
    Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers
    Minnesota: Too nice not to elect d*uchey governors
    Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt
    Missouri: We're #1! In meth...
    Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk
    Nebraska: Football, drawls, and overalls
    Nevada: No laws, no problem! Except all the murders.
    New Hampshire: Half hippie, half French, all upperclass
    New Jersey: Guidos, turnpikes, leeching off of new New York and Philly
    New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but more UFO's
    New York: Worlds 14th biggest city, 1st biggest ego
    North Carolina: First in flight and lung cancer
    North Dakota: Somehow worse than South Dakota
    Ohio: People care about us at election time!
    Oklahoma: Ten days tornado free
    Oregon: Dreadlocks on white people
    Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you
    Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state
    South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars
    South Dakota: At least we're not North Dakota
    Tennessee: Where white people music comes form
    Texas: Everything is bigger, even our morons
    Utah: Multiple homely wives
    Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms
    Virginia: From the center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat
    Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon
    West Virginia: The inbred love child of Virginia and DC
    Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober
    Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, ok? Okay, maybe a few gay cowboys

  19. Marrcus Marrcus
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 12:35am UTC
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  20. TheLiesBehindTheHazelEyes TheLiesBehindTheHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:59am UTC
    The unfortunatle fact
    t h a t t h e s e c o n d I w o k e u p o n C h r i s t m a s m o r n i n g ,
    the first thing I did was check Witty, Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook,
    a n d b a s i c a l l y e v e r y o t h e r s o c i a l n e t w o r k i n g s i t e e v e r
    because my extreme case of internet addiction
    i s a p p a r e n t l y f a r w o r s e t h a n I h a d o r i g i n a l l y a n t i c i p a t e d .

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